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Stands for Slob On My Knob.
Made popular by Three 6 Mafia.
Slob on my knob

like corn on tha cob...somk
somk by lillayziebone September 18, 2009
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Translates to 'bitch' in the English language. From the Nasdat slang made famous by the book 'A Clockwork Orange'
Soomka by DroogyDevotchka December 4, 2004

somke wede 

A misspelled version of someone writing "smoke weed"
Or an offering to go roll a blunt
Up for some somke wede today?
somke wede by Jonathan Livingston December 19, 2017
The incorrect way to smell smokes (A personal joke me and my friends made)
Hannah:Somkes
Lela:Girl it’s smokes

Hannah:Smokes
Me and Lela:Bust out laughing
Somkes by Dabi baby mama January 19, 2021

slomkowski 

Biggest loser in the world. Usually people with this last name are attracted to their same sex. They could be gay watch out.
"You know Mr. Slomkowski?"
"Yea he gay fr"
slomkowski by gabemable13 January 31, 2023
It the unknown and something that cannot be explained,
it can also be used as a way to censor the word fuck in a more intresting way.
but mostly it is used to annoy people who do not know the meaning of the word.
Now that was a shomk!

What the shomk are you doing !??!?

You don't know what shomk is?? what are the hell are you?
ok man look shomk is like... potatoes cominbed with heroin and hardcore dancing in rainy day on a boat mid way to the atlantic ocean but not yet there!
Shomk by SilverXD May 27, 2010
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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