Somk

Acronym for slob on my knob.
Guy one: You got owned
Guy two: Somk, asshole.
by Deeznutzkill February 17, 2008
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somk

Stands for Slob On My Knob.
Made popular by Three 6 Mafia.
Slob on my knob

like corn on tha cob...somk
by lillayziebone September 18, 2009
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Somkes

The incorrect way to smell smokes (A personal joke me and my friends made)
Hannah:Somkes
Lela:Girl it’s smokes

Hannah:Smokes
Me and Lela:Bust out laughing
by Dabi baby mama January 19, 2021
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somke wede

A misspelled version of someone writing "smoke weed"
Or an offering to go roll a blunt
Up for some somke wede today?
by Jonathan Livingston December 19, 2017
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