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A shomkey is something that cannot be explained by a human being. Let alone an average mard ass.

We are one with the Shomkey
We are one with the Shomkey.

The Shomkey is one with us.

The Shomkey lives within us.
shomkey by Shomkey101 February 28, 2020
Words you can keep
Rest up showkey
Showkey by Leoandro March 6, 2017
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He was a grime artist who was unfortunately murderd in London after attending a house party
Rest in peace showkey
Showkey by SuhhJR June 27, 2017
adj. - not entirely trustworthy, of shady character, ill reputed, fucked up

noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey
The Church of Scientology sure is a shonkey organization.
shonkey by Emmerson Biggins August 28, 2005
Jai Eazy: 'That's Bullshit Shockey'
Shockey by Prokiller_226 April 24, 2010
1. To completely overpower or crush an opponent with brute force.

2. To be humiliated or ran over when standing your ground.

3. To dominate.

(See PwN)

Derived from the New York Giants Player: (Jeremy) Shockey.
Spectator A: "Did you see that guy get run over!?"

Spectator B: "Yeah! He sure got shockied."
Shockey by Ronald J. Gagne Jr. September 17, 2005
That bitch alert . she is so fye and funny and prescouis and ready for new friends at all times and makes every one happy and laughs a lot
Shomey is the shit
Shomey by Chum chucks June 3, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Similar to TLDR
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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