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Acronym for slob on my knob.
Guy one: You got owned
Guy two: Somk, asshole.
Somk by Deeznutzkill February 17, 2008
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somke wede 

A misspelled version of someone writing "smoke weed"
Or an offering to go roll a blunt
Up for some somke wede today?
somke wede by Jonathan Livingston December 19, 2017
The incorrect way to smell smokes (A personal joke me and my friends made)
Hannah:Somkes
Lela:Girl it’s smokes

Hannah:Smokes
Me and Lela:Bust out laughing
Somkes by Dabi baby mama January 19, 2021

Somkin Hungry 

1. Being hungry to the the point that you feel like you've got the worst muchies in the world.

2. being so hungry that you'd burst into flames.
Got Damn, son! Dat wuz a Churches! You bes' turn dis car aroun' cuz I'm Somkin Hungry!
Polish guy who loves deeptroating lots guys.
Albert is planning a somker any day now.
somker by Dontlookup February 16, 2017
A really sensitive person who over-thinks every little detail of life. A friend who can be trusted. Who is ferociously emotional. Caring.
Generous. Sweet. Simple. And in one word, someone who is not understood easily.
som , you are rare to find.

#emotional #sensitive #over-thinks #lovely #unstable

And Kizz is Another way of writing kiss so and kizz wen a guy and a [girl jeez in each others month so as you can see somkizz I a very lovely and caring person such a lover to have
I really need some one like somkizz
somkizz by Samson James January 14, 2018
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briefcake 

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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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