somk

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Stands for Slob On My Knob.
Made popular by Three 6 Mafia.

Slob on my knob

like corn on tha cob...somk

somk by lillayziebone September 18, 2009

Words you can keep

Somk

Acronym for slob on my knob.

Guy one: You got owned
Guy two: Somk, asshole.

Somk by Deeznutzkill February 17, 2008

Related Words

Somk • Somkes • Somkenenna • somker • somke wede • Somkiat • somkieng • Somkin Hungry • Somkin Natch • somkizz

somke wede

A misspelled version of someone writing "smoke weed"
Or an offering to go roll a blunt

Up for some somke wede today?

somke wede by Jonathan Livingston December 19, 2017

Somkes

The incorrect way to smell smokes (A personal joke me and my friends made)

Hannah:Somkes
Lela:Girl it’s smokes

Hannah:Smokes
Me and Lela:Bust out laughing

Somkes by Dabi baby mama January 19, 2021

Somkin Hungry

1. Being hungry to the the point that you feel like you've got the worst muchies in the world.

2. being so hungry that you'd burst into flames.

Got Damn, son! Dat wuz a Churches! You bes' turn dis car aroun' cuz I'm Somkin Hungry!

Somkin Hungry by NoOfficer.WhatDidIDo? February 28, 2011

somker

Polish guy who loves deeptroating lots guys.

Albert is planning a somker any day now.

somker by Dontlookup February 16, 2017

somkizz

A really sensitive person who over-thinks every little detail of life. A friend who can be trusted. Who is ferociously emotional. Caring.
Generous. Sweet. Simple. And in one word, someone who is not understood easily.
som , you are rare to find.

#emotional #sensitive #over-thinks #lovely #unstable

And Kizz is Another way of writing [kiss so

and kizz wen a guy and a girl jeez in each others month so as you can see somkizz I a very lovely and caring person such a lover to have

I really need some one like somkizz

somkizz by Samson James January 14, 2018

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026