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HEY HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP DURING CORONA? SCLWO. I didn’t mean to yell at you.
SCLWO by Pray4 May 4, 2020
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Schwoen is a word that can mean anything and everything at anytime. Usually derogatory.
* "That guy looks real schwoeney."
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"
Schwoen by Ray Bullock September 10, 2010
Related Words
SCLWO • schwoop • schwoog • schwoppy • Schwoogie • schwork • salwog • scloob • scloop • Sclop
A friend that you invite over that overstays their welcome, eats all your junkfood, and smokes all your weed.
Man, you're not gonna believe this shit. Adam came over to watch the game Friday, then stayed for the weekend. The fucker ate all my chips, smoked all my weed and now my couch smells like an onion. I couldnt get rid of that fuckin' scloid.
scloid by Devilned1 October 27, 2013
The process of holding in a fart until it disappears.
I totally sclooged yesterday in front of my girlfriend.
sclooge by Mr. bluue November 13, 2011

Sclounce 

To get a hit of something
Bro let me get a sclounce of that
Sclounce by TheSclounceGod November 13, 2020
i'd sclog that log!

she's perfectly scloggable!
sclog by Book Guy March 7, 2019
A little plastic tab/ ring attached to milk and orange juice containers to keep them sealed.
"Do you have the scloober from that container?"
Scloober by the-kyle1231 December 9, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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