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A friend that you invite over that overstays their welcome, eats all your junkfood, and smokes all your weed.
Man, you're not gonna believe this shit. Adam came over to watch the game Friday, then stayed for the weekend. The fucker ate all my chips, smoked all my weed and now my couch smells like an onion. I couldnt get rid of that fuckin' scloid.
scloid by Devilned1 October 27, 2013
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A Scloid is a name given to someone that does something that will affect a good person in a negative way or someone fits the description of a douche.
man that guy is such a scloid
Scloid by randy bobandy December 18, 2013
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Combination of scrotum and hemmoroid.
Nigel is a total scroid.
scroid by G Fredlund July 17, 2006
When you adjust your glasses like it is a monocle
Or twist your ring around your finger
Hold on let me Sclide my glasses.
sclide by Huggable_Marsh September 6, 2018

scloodle 

To make sounds and perform actions reminiscent of a small animal or insect while in a highly agitated state after ingesting enormous quantities of weed.
After smoking a few hits of skunk weed, Danny, Stinky, and Longlegs had a good scloodle.
scloodle by Tom Turkey April 10, 2007

scolidongus 

Pseudo-medical term referring to an irregularly curved or crooked male appendage, (penis), much like scoliosis of the spine.
Laura was horrified on her wedding night to discover her husband was afflicted with severe scolidongus.
scolidongus by CoCoaGoGo November 19, 2010
Dis dope is da shit, we be blowin mad sclouds
Scloud by PeeZoop July 27, 2018
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