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Schnetski 

Short form definition for Water-Jetski for Snow
Get the Schnetski.
I will take the Schnetski to the mountain.
Schnetski by r______ October 23, 2019

Schnelson 

Of Skytopian origin, this rare last name resembles wealth, power, class, and innovated thinkers. The holders of this last name are known for having normal sized feet, and have a hatred for shushers. The Schnelson family is thought to be direct dependents from Jesus, however there is no actual proof of this.
“I met Shrudy Schnelson last night at the bar,” said Clown Feet.
Schnelson by Shmidty Schnelson January 1, 2022

Shmidty Schnelson 

Shmidty Schnelson is a younger member of the Schnelson family. She is known for having long brown hair, being short, and still having baby teeth. Many sightings of Shmidty Schnelson have been reported throughout the area of Sky Top Lodge. She is usually seen with an army of children who are thought to be past spirits haunting the halls of Sky Top Lodge. If you encounter Shmidty Schnelson it is vital that you stay calm, and refrain from making contact with her.
I saw Shmidty Schnelson yesterday for brunch.
A man without any form of body hair whatsoever. Usually not hitting puberty until an unknown age.
That guy is forty years old and is still a schnese.

Schneszbit 

A 'Hip' name for the male reproductive organ, originates from the exagerated term of schlong although Schneszbit indicates a piece somewhat smaller than a schlong.
Your Momma Sucked My Schneszbit Last Night.

Your Schneszbit almost comes close to being a schlong, but not quite.


You Schneszbit!
Schneszbit by Scott Millar February 18, 2005

Schnowskeet 

Prior to ejaculation. Grip the shaft of the penis, placing the thumb directly over the tip of the urethra at a slight angle. The correct angle combined with the appropriate build-up of pressure will produce a shooting stream of semen, which can be aimed with deadly accuracy.
She didn't expect it to shoot that far when I schnowskeeted all over her face!
Schnowskeet by H1r0 October 2, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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