SCHnews 

A Brighton based non-profit non -ommerical non -ass media, grassroots, weekly newssheet.

'Have you read the new SCHnews yet?' It sais here unlicensed fun will be made illegal.

SCHnews by bul September 15, 2012

Schnetski 

Short form definition for Water-Jetski for Snow

Get the Schnetski.
I will take the Schnetski to the mountain.

Schnetski by r______ October 23, 2019

Schnelson 

Of Skytopian origin, this rare last name resembles wealth, power, class, and innovated thinkers. The holders of this last name are known for having normal sized feet, and have a hatred for shushers. The Schnelson family is thought to be direct dependents from Jesus, however there is no actual proof of this.

“I met Shrudy Schnelson last night at the bar,” said Clown Feet.

Schnelson by Shmidty Schnelson January 1, 2022

Shmidty Schnelson 

Shmidty Schnelson is a younger member of the Schnelson family. She is known for having long brown hair, being short, and still having baby teeth. Many sightings of Shmidty Schnelson have been reported throughout the area of Sky Top Lodge. She is usually seen with an army of children who are thought to be past spirits haunting the halls of Sky Top Lodge. If you encounter Shmidty Schnelson it is vital that you stay calm, and refrain from making contact with her.

I saw Shmidty Schnelson yesterday for brunch.

Shmidty Schnelson by Shmidty Schnelson January 2, 2022

schnese 

A man without any form of body hair whatsoever. Usually not hitting puberty until an unknown age.

That guy is forty years old and is still a schnese.

schnese by Landrew Ryan Schulenhake May 17, 2007

Schneszbit 

A 'Hip' name for the male reproductive organ, originates from the exagerated term of schlong although Schneszbit indicates a piece somewhat smaller than a schlong.

Your Momma Sucked My Schneszbit Last Night.

Your Schneszbit almost comes close to being a schlong, but not quite.


You Schneszbit!

Schneszbit by Scott Millar February 18, 2005

Schnowskeet 

Prior to ejaculation. Grip the shaft of the penis, placing the thumb directly over the tip of the urethra at a slight angle. The correct angle combined with the appropriate build-up of pressure will produce a shooting stream of semen, which can be aimed with deadly accuracy.

She didn't expect it to shoot that far when I schnowskeeted all over her face!

Schnowskeet by H1r0 October 2, 2010