Schnelson 

Of Skytopian origin, this rare last name resembles wealth, power, class, and innovated thinkers. The holders of this last name are known for having normal sized feet, and have a hatred for shushers. The Schnelson family is thought to be direct dependents from Jesus, however there is no actual proof of this.

“I met Shrudy Schnelson last night at the bar,” said Clown Feet.

Schnelson by Shmidty Schnelson January 1, 2022

Schnelson 

Of skytopian origin, the rare last name Schnelson resembles excellence, importance, and normal sized feet. The Schnelson name has been carried down for many generations dating back to the Roman Empire, however there is no efficient evidence to support this claim. “I met the Schnelsons while at work, and they were pretty gnarly. Did I tell you I failed all my college math classes?” Says a Schnelson spotter by the name of Gibson while hosting cash bingo at Sky Top Lodge.

The Schnelsons caused trouble at Sky top

Schnelson by Shmidty Schnelson January 2, 2022

Shmidty Schnelson 

Shmidty Schnelson is a younger member of the Schnelson family. She is known for having long brown hair, being short, and still having baby teeth. Many sightings of Shmidty Schnelson have been reported throughout the area of Sky Top Lodge. She is usually seen with an army of children who are thought to be past spirits haunting the halls of Sky Top Lodge. If you encounter Shmidty Schnelson it is vital that you stay calm, and refrain from making contact with her.

I saw Shmidty Schnelson yesterday for brunch.

Shmidty Schnelson by Shmidty Schnelson January 2, 2022

schulson 

A sandwich consisting of organic peanut butter, bananas, and honey.

Dining hall food looks bad today; I think I'll make a schulson

schulson by 8e3820ea8a29d23aa441f64d861066 January 10, 2010

schwenson 

a dick.

That was a kick in the schwenson!

schwenson by elll ponchooo July 5, 2010

Schwenson 

Schwenson is a weed pen

Rolby let me hit your schwenson

Schwenson by Big Michael September 29, 2022

Schelonka Bar 

Named after the Nazi War Criminal, the Schelonka Bar is the ring-leader of ALL prison rapes at their correctional facility. The term is more commonly used to refer to the actual bar of soap that was dropped causing the rape.

Prison Mike: I got a Schelonka Bar in the shower, it slipped right out. I bent over and next thing you know, I was getting my pudding cup shanked.

Schelonka Bar by Prison master1 July 31, 2009