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When an intelligent individual is simply too WOKE for anybody to understand.
"BRO THAT NIGGA @FUCKYOUMOSA, IS SCHWOKE AS FUCK"
Schwoen is a word that can mean anything and everything at anytime. Usually derogatory.
* "That guy looks real schwoeney."
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"
Schwoen by Ray Bullock September 10, 2010
Schwose is a word functioning as the perfect description for/of anything and everything. This one and only all-inclusive word can be easily altered to act as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb or exclamatory remark.
Exclamatory Remark Example 1: "Schwose, dude! Thats freaking amazing!"

Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"

Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"

Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"

Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."

Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."
Schwose by Myles O'Mainnian July 22, 2017
To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.
"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You
Schmoke by Eel Cire January 26, 2014

shwokered 

To be simultaneously shook, woke, and triggered.
I was shwokered when Trump got elected president.
shwokered by cornfed_pnut March 16, 2018

schnokered 

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.
schnokered by JerryRocks September 23, 2005