Schwose is a word functioning as the perfect description for/of anything and everything. This one and only all-inclusive word can be easily altered to act as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb or exclamatory remark.

Exclamatory Remark Example 1: "Schwose, dude! Thats freaking amazing!"

Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"

Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"

Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"

Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."

Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."

Schwose by Myles O'Mainnian July 22, 2017

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Schmoke

To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.

"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You

Schmoke by Eel Cire January 26, 2014

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shwokered

To be simultaneously shook, woke, and triggered.

I was shwokered when Trump got elected president.

shwokered by cornfed_pnut March 16, 2018

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schnokered

high, stoned, drunk, three sheets to the wind

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.

schnokered by JerryRocks September 23, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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