Shwoke

The state of being shook and woke at the same time

Your soulmate: "I poisoned your drink with belach idiot"

You: "Fuck man I'm shwoke"

by TheBrazenBull August 3, 2017

Shwoke

A combination between Shook and Woke.

Savannah was shwoke, as her seizure medicine was replaced with the medicine of a huffington post editor.

by Gwaddlefrappé April 21, 2017

Shwoke

Violently waking up from a nightmare

Cameron shwoke up in a sweat after dreaming he was falling.

by Carbon Hand September 11, 2016