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The act of getting your penis sucked by a girl
Yoo I just got schmoked by my girlfriend’s sister !!!
Schmoke by basicbren May 21, 2018
To go for a brief smoke of marijuana, commonly used when smoking out of a one-hitter/dugout or other small piece.
Matt: Yo bro, let's go for a schmoke.
Ricardo: I got 5's
Schmoke by Slaiest. March 26, 2017

King Schmoke Schmoke 

A person who never shares a dart. Doesn’t belong in Riff Boys, maybe fits in Hills Boys tho.
“Roll us one King Schmoke Schmoke?”

Anton: “...”

Prince Schmoke Schmoke 

The one who wants to take the throne of King Schmoke Schmoke
“Prince Schmoke Schmoke says he’s on his lucky”

Prince Schmoke Schmoke 

The one trying to take the throne from King Schmoke Schmoke
“Prince Schmoke Schmoke says he’s on his lucky”

schmooey 

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)
dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?
schmooey by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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