SBSAM 

Stop being such a mom. Commonly used by asshole brothers and people with pea brains.

Hey Jennifer, I know you are just trying to save me from making a big mistake and accidentally chopping my knee off, but SBSAM.

SBSAM by Funkybutlovin April 3, 2014

Sesamol 

Sesamol is a chemical with antioxidant and cardioprotective properties found in sesame seeds. The melting point of sesamol is 62 to 65 °C (144 to 149 °F; 335 to 338 K). The boiling point of sesamol is 121 to 127 °C (250 to 261 °F; 394 to 400 K) at 5 mmHg (0.00657895 atm).

Sesamol is the chemical name for sesame seeds.

I am working with sesamol in the laboratory.

Could you pass the sesamol? I'm hungry.

Sesamol by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2021

Sesamert 

A Roblox Trolling YouTuber with 11k subs as of 4/21/20. He is commonly associated with Naturality and BarneyHunter12.

"Have you seen Sesamert's new video on Frappe? He completely destroyed those aesthetic brats!"

Sesamert by AdmiraI April 21, 2020

Open sesame

Some Ali Baba story sh*t where he went to a cave or whatever and when he said the magic words “open sesame” this big sesasasame-seed looking rock moved

“You got cash in your safe?”

“Lemme check. Open Sesame”
*clonk* safe opens

Open sesame by dobiiidob April 17, 2018

Sesame Streeted 

When you take a picture of someone, then add a dick to their nose region resulting in them looking like a character from the Sesame Street. Usually done with the help of Photoshop, but if the persons nose is fucked up enough, it can sometimes just be a natural occurrence.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude check out this kid, he just got Sesame Streeted!

Guy 2: Holy shit bro! He looks exactly like Oscar the Grouch with that chode on his nose!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Did you see this new thing called Sesame Streeting?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's gross. I just saw a guy who's balls made him look just like Bert.

Sesame Streeted by AdawgSSC January 13, 2013

sesame street shit

Stupid rookie tactics that experienced veterans in the game don't waste their time with. The mark of an amateur.

Barney: "Ho ho ho. Bye kids! That's all we have for today!"
Director: "Cut! Good job on the episode. See you all tomorrow."
Barney: "To hell with those fucking ankle-biters. I need a smoke like it ain't no thing. You got the mary jane?"
Big Bird: "Hell yeah ni'a I got a blunt that's fatter than a Tri Delt at a hot dog eating contest."
Barney: "Roll up that chronic, dogg."
Ernie: "This weed is brought to you by the letter M."
(Ernie takes a weak-ass hit, coughs like crazy, and doesn't inhale)
Big Bird: "WHAAAAT??? Get that sesame street shit out of here, fool. You don't even know how to smoke. And FUCK the letter M...I got this shit straight from SAMPSON, BEEITCH!"

sesame street shit by Nick D September 27, 2005

Sesame Cake 

A cake, which if you are Tim Curry's character in Congo, you should stop eating.

Mr Homolka, stop eating my sesame cake.

Sesame Cake by Peter Elliot September 27, 2008