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S.I.M.P.S 

Stupidly Ignorant Main Protaganist Syndrome.
"Hey, you like watching haram anime?"

"Nah, all the male protagonists are S.I.M.P.S, it's a real turn-off."
Words you can keep

S.I.M.P. 

SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

From one of the greatest bops ever

See Phineas and Ferb,

Season 1, Episode 35, Comet Kermillian,
Ashley Tisdale
1: Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
2: Ain’t got no chickens, ain’t got no rats…

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
3: Who you got back and watering your plants?

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
4: How can I qualify for government graaaants...

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
5: Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
S.I.M.P. by In my pants June 3, 2018
Squirrels in my pants. When something is making you jump
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
S-i-m-p by Coolbeanz14 April 14, 2019
It means squirrels in my pants
hey dude I think I have S.I.M.P
S.I.M.P by toeEater April 9, 2020
The word that is used to describe that you have squirrels in your pants.
''Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!

That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There are squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me

Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)

Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!

Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)

Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!''
S-I-M-P by MarcusDamon June 18, 2020

C.H.I.M.P.S 

The hardest gamemode in Bloons TD 6.
Person 1: DUDE, I BEAT C.H.I.M.P.S!
Person 2: YOOO! HIGH FIVE!

S.I.M.P. 

An acronym for squirrels in my pants. This is a reference to a rap song from the popular children's T.V. Show Phineas and Ferb.
Tell me what's making you jump like that!

S.I.M.P., Squirrels in my pants!
S.I.M.P. by theevilkoopa October 26, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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