S.H.S 

S.H.S. Stupid Hoe Syndrome

your girlfriend suffers from S.H.S.

S.H.S by W.Darity February 22, 2008

S.H.S.

Acronym for spalding high school. A high school in Griffin, Georgia also known as Griptown as referenced to in Atlanta rapper's songs.

S.H.S. or spalding high school sucks ass.

S.H.S. by Splading high student October 27, 2007

S.H.S.

Acronym for Slut Hip Syndrome. The pain a person gets after having their legs spread so wide apart during sex.

Sex was wild last night and now my S.H.S. is acting up.

S.H.S. by SHS72 September 15, 2011

B's & H's 

Short form of Bitches and Hoes.

Where the B's & H's at?

B's & H's by Jimmy James P October 27, 2008

B.L.G.S.H

Big Long Genital Squishing Hug

Acronym is used in a flirtatious manner in chat rooms and text messages.

Synonym: Big Hug

Chat1: I have to get going.

Chat2: OK… B.L.G.S.H

Chat1: Thanks! I’ll hold you to that!

B.L.G.S.H by Nigelboy January 5, 2010

L.B.H.S

Leaking Butt Hole Syndrome
aka: L.A.S (Leaking Anus Syndrome)
The leaking of poo into your crack causing irritation. Has many degrees of severity from minor irritation to the most severe known as "Swamp Ass" This affliction is usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking and eating at any resturant with the words "authentic mexican food" in the name. Other causes are "house of Thai" or any food with the word "jerked" in it. Onset of this affliction may be anywhere from 2-12 hours. Symptoms include wetness around the anus followed by severe itching and if you itch it you might as well throw away your underpants. Most cases are accompanied with "Fire Hole" and a nasty stench that can be detected from 85 foot radius. There are very few treatments for L.B.H.S the best solution is prevention. Treatments include enima or tuck some paper in your crack like an ass maxipad. Prevention is the best. avoid spicy food and copius amounts of crappy beer. If there is a chance you will get L.B.H.S make sure you are not going "commando" this will lead to awkward social issues. "Swamp Ass" is the most severe case of L.B.H.S and is caused by the mixture of L.B.H.S and heavy sweating. Most people who are afflicted with this condition are very overweight, live in the South and answer to the name "Rooster" or "Skeeter"

Watch out "Skeeter" went to that new mexican resturant now he's got L.B.H.S..

Wow, that was good jerked chicken I hope I don't get L.B.H.S..

You smell that? He's got L.B.H.S

L.B.H.S by Squirl76 December 1, 2009

5 H's 

The most necessary things when it comes down to which guy is eligible or not: Hair, humor, height, human decency, and hygiene.

Friend: Dude I really like him.
Me: Does he qualify with the 5 H's?
Friend: Not sure.

5 H's by swaagmaster420 January 21, 2021