The most necessary things when it comes down to which guy is eligible or not: Hair, humor, height, human decency, and hygiene.
Friend: Dude I really like him.
Me: Does he qualify with the 5 H's?
Friend: Not sure.
by swaagmaster420 January 22, 2021
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Henry Hintelligent Height Humor Hstrongmuscles
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When a guy with the first letter in their name is H hooks up with 5 different girls within one night usually all the girls are slutty or heinous.
"H-5 did you hear about Harmon last night?"
"Yea, I cant believe he was that drunk to pull a H-5"
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The act of giving a hand job while receiving a hickey from your boyfriend, or a male companion
"Oh dude, did you see Michelle's neck after the party?"

"Yeah, her and her boyfriend must have H-5ed all night!"
by Kelhannah Nichelle January 9, 2009
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