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S.A.D.N.E.S.S 

Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling.
SADNESS can be best described as a mindset.
The acronym was created by sales guru and marketing enthusiast, Corporate Bro. It is used by like-minded sales savages around the world. While no one really knows exactly how he came up with the phrase, many believe it was directly spoken to him by the voice of God during an overdose of coffee, adderall, and gas station boner pills.
Sadness like Depression and crippling anxiety? No, S.A.D.N.E.S.S like Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling. But also that.
S.A.D.N.E.S.S by 2sh33ts March 30, 2021

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

N.E.N.A.'s 

N.E.N.A.'s- Non essential negative associations. Friendships or associations with negative people who are not essential to your life or survival.
It's always better to get rid of the N.E.N.A.'s in your life first.
N.E.N.A.'s by on September 5, 2019

M O U N K I Y S M A N K E 

W H E N Y O U S M A N K E T H A T T H I C C M O U N K I Y A N D I T T U R N S I N T O U N C L E F A T
"What are you you doing this evening, Bill?"
" S M A N K E I N G M O U N K I Y P 0 0 S Y"
"Oh, you mean M O U N K I Y S M A N K E?"

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n 

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology
Bystander: Anon do where is the par

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n
Sexy elegant asshole never a great person who would never do anal or be an asshole but is very sexy and elegant
S.e.a.n by RELISHlover121 November 12, 2016