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under someone's wing

Taking someone under your care and protection.
Being under someone's wing means they want to look after you

An arm like a bee's wing

Having an arm like a bee's wing is a euphemism for a man masturbating furiously, his arm moving so fast it becomes a semi-transparent blur
The Great Masturbator: Aw man I was watching Married With Children last night and Kelly Bundy was looking so hot I had an arm like a bee's wing!!!
Masturbator's Sidekick: Awesome! Have you managed to reach buzzing frequency yet?
The Great Masturbator: Jesus, if it was possible I think I'd have done it! Hell I might even take off one of these days!!

Hershey's wing fingers

The Hershey’s wing fingers are when you stick one or more fingers, not including thumbs, up yours or someone else’s butthole and immediately suck the poop off your fingers as if it is wing sauce residue.
Last night Tommy straight up did the Hershey's wing fingers to Dave’s dad.

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Wing's And Tings 

When giving someone the whole package.
Ex. YO FAM I'm giving you the wing's and tings.

Ex. Yo last night I gave the girl wing's and tings.
Wing's And Tings by GatoMan246 February 27, 2018

The Wing's System

There are those out there that wish to be the very best that they can, and like the Pokémon trainers that go for their gym badges there are some among us trying earn their Wings. An ancient tradition that has been practiced for decades. The following acts are known as the Wings of the Wing's system:

Novice;
White wings- Sex with a Virgin.
Pink wings-Sex with someone 5 or more years younger than you.

Black Wings- Sex with a Widow.
Silver Wings- sex with someone old enough to be your mother.
Adept;
Golden Wings- Experiencing your first Golden Shower.
Gray Wings- Sex with someone old enough to be your grandmother.
Orange Wings- Sex with a disabled girl.
Rainbow Wings- Experiencing your first threesome/orgy preferably with 2 or more ethnicities.
Yellow Wings- Sex with a squirter.
Purple Wings- Sex with a pregnant woman.
Heroic;
Crimson wings- Eating a girl out whilst she is having a miscarriage/abortion.
Blue wings - Sex with a dead woman.
Green wings- Eating out a girl with an STD.
Brown wings- Eating out a girl whilst she is going #2.
Legendary;
God wings- Earning all of your wings for the first time during the same Rainbow Wings session.
Mark: "Hey Thomas how'd it go with you and Abby last night?"
Thomas: "Not good man, she was on her period and im not ready to earn my Red wings yet, maybe next time"
Mark: " Yea I get that, I'm still trying to earn all of my novice wings before I can tackle all the wings of The Wing's System."
The Wing's System by Dragons0m3n November 12, 2017