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You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

Banksy's Face 

Something that is rare, never seen, or unheard of. Usually regarding to an object or subject that is too cool for school.
"I've never heard this song before... this shit is Banksy's face."

"Yo my new watch is Banky's face."

"You've never seen shoes like these dude. Banky's face bitch!"
Banksy's Face by V$A June 22, 2012

Predator's face 

(noun) Euphemism for a somewhat intimidating looking vagina, especially one with curved pedipalpical hook-shaped teeth and an Ozzy Osborne hairstyle. Not usually considered an aphrodisiac.
"I heard that the Governor of California only got his job because of his onscreen performance in giving the Predator's face a good licking."
Predator's face by HMB November 23, 2003

Der Fuhrer's face

A cartoon released on Jan. 1 1943. A warime movie that dipicts Donald Duck living in Nutziland, (Nazi Germany). He has to be brought to work on a baynoet and work at break neak speeds in a munitions factory. It depicts the evils of the Nazi goverment and so forth. It also has a catchy song.
When Der Fuhrer says we is the master race, we hiel, hiel, right in the Der Fuhrer's face. Not to love the Fuhrer is a great discrace so we hiel, hiel, right in Der Fuhrer's face.
Der Fuhrer's face by DutchDude2135 December 11, 2007

smoker's face 

Having a leathery, wrinkled, and discolored face; usually with a yellowish tint.
This lizard looking dude was drinking coffee with little pursed lines around his mouth-he definitely had smoker's face.
smoker's face by Victora G. May 10, 2006

your mother's face 

The worst of all insults, because it combines all the nostalgia of your mother with the ripping surrealist vibe of your face. Or something.
"u suck"
"ur mother"
"o ya well ur face"
"UR MOTHER'S FACE L0L0L0L0L0L R0X0R PWNED"