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Noun. A disease characterized by excessive foaming at the mouth induced by fun dip, a tang 'stache, and extreme frostbite from fort-building in the snow. Origin relates back to a young girl from Wisconsin's best weapon in her quest to make her BFF King of Television.
"That pink foam is a clear sign of Rybies."

"SICK! That guy just wiped his Rybies all over the door handle at McDonalds."

"Nate just bit Pete and passed on his Rybies."
Rybies by NicRybies January 4, 2006
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The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

Baby Rabies 

(n) the condition wherein the biological drive to have a baby morphs into a neurotic obsession to have a baby by any means necessary. The obsession consumes the sufferers' thoughts and activities to the exclusion of all else. Usually effects women in their late thirties and early forties.
"Used to be that every time I saw a baby something inside me stirred, but now I have spent $60,000 on fertility treatments and driven my husband, friends and family mad with my baby rabies. I don't know what to do!" she said.

"Let it go!" she replied.
Baby Rabies by no way baby June 25, 2009

baby rabies 

(n) the name given to the lapse of sanity in which a person feels that s/he absolutely MUST have a baby in the very near future, and will often go to great lengths to get pregnant and will bitch constantly about wanting a baby in the meantime. Usually happens in women, but men get it occasionally, as well.
Crazy person: "Oh my GOD! If I don't have a baby soon it will be too late and I will be unfulfilled! I want a baby right now!"
Sane person: *shakes head* "Worst cast of baby rabies I ever saw..."
baby rabies by Child Hatter May 21, 2003

ass rabies 

After you hit it you have vicious foaming of the anus Symptons: Foam out your ass, Red anus
After having anal Billy's ass foams up and gets red. He now has ass rabies.
ass rabies by ubuser765 May 5, 2015
an example for Rabies "Dogs of the Dead"
Rabies by Fightfan January 21, 2014
A horrible disease usually found in skunks and bats. the disease causes the infected animal horrible pain, and eventually, if the animal has hair, it will go bald. Animals with rabies do not foam from the mouth, but instead they continuously drool. The disease affects the animal by attacking and destroying the nervous system of the infected animal.
rabies can be spread through spit. often, when an animal is toward the end of its life with rabies it will attack any living thing it sees, spreading rabies more. if a human contracts rabies, they are given a huge, painful shot for six days during the 14 day incubation period.
you can tell if nocturnal animals have rabies because they will be out during the day because they can't sleep due to the pain they are experiencing.
if a skunk has rabies, it will lose its fur and you can see that it's tail is just a rod like thing.
rabies by Naleilei September 23, 2005