Ruptured

To be ruptured, is to be inebriated beyond reasonable comprehension.

Rah, look at beale he’s fucking ruptured

Ruptured by Mcmorris2000 April 5, 2021

Ruptured Ginsberg

Otherwise known as the Blake Siegel injury, it is an injury in which the magnitude of the hurt can not be measured, and the location of the injury can not be pinpointed. When asked "Where's the Ginsberg" one must reply with "The Ginsberg is everywhere, yet nowhere - similar to the Dickens"

"Hey Jim! What happened to you?!"
"Oh, Adam, I have a Ruptured Ginsberg."
"What's a Ginsberg Jim?"
"Adam, what's not a Ginsberg?"

Ruptured Ginsberg by Shabazz Mike Wazowski August 26, 2013

ruptured anus 

You know that moment when you are going up a ramp on your bicycle, and then when you fall back down your asshole gets penetrated by the bicycle seat? Yeah that's how you get a ruptured anus.

I was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until I got a ruptured anus. I had to be rushed to the hospital because it began to bleed too.

ruptured anus by TheRiceTheif January 1, 2017

Ruptured Duck 

The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.

A Lame band from North New Jersey

When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.

Ruptured Duck by bill April 23, 2005

Ruptured rectum

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus

His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!

Ruptured rectum by Sam December 8, 2004

ruptured nuptials 

When a marriage or relationship has has either ended or in serious jeopardy.

"Dude, what's up with Bill lately, he's awfully moody."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."

ruptured nuptials by billigan August 3, 2007

ruptured balls 

UHHH...
Could be the painfull outcome from sliding down a rope.

When you slide down a rope and your balls Feel like soap...
you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls.


OR

When your slammed inthe door and your balls hitthe floor...
you know what you've got?

ruptured balls by mavros July 25, 2008