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Ruptured Ginsberg

Otherwise known as the Blake Siegel injury, it is an injury in which the magnitude of the hurt can not be measured, and the location of the injury can not be pinpointed. When asked "Where's the Ginsberg" one must reply with "The Ginsberg is everywhere, yet nowhere - similar to the Dickens"
"Hey Jim! What happened to you?!"
"Oh, Adam, I have a Ruptured Ginsberg."
"What's a Ginsberg Jim?"
"Adam, what's not a Ginsberg?"

Fucking rupture

To get very angry, angry enough to have a hernia or have a vital organ explode inside your body.
Dude, I had to bust a goat in the Starbucks toilet just before the cleaning guy came in. When he came back out he looked like he was gonna have a fucking rupture.
Fucking rupture by Findlaybob December 4, 2009
To rupture (destroy) someone's anus with your massive bear-cock.
"Dude, what's Hagrid doing?"
"He's rupturing Harry's anus with his massive bear-cock."
"Rupture?"
"Yeah, rupture, destroy ."
rupture by Dudeyoucantsitwithus January 3, 2017

ruptured anus 

You know that moment when you are going up a ramp on your bicycle, and then when you fall back down your asshole gets penetrated by the bicycle seat? Yeah that's how you get a ruptured anus.
I was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until I got a ruptured anus. I had to be rushed to the hospital because it began to bleed too.
ruptured anus by TheRiceTheif January 1, 2017

Ruptured Duck 

The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.

A Lame band from North New Jersey
When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.
Ruptured Duck by bill April 23, 2005
"I gave your mom's anal cunt a proper decent rupture last night"
"Proper job, did you fist her aswell?"
rupture by jmhcunt March 30, 2014