runkert

its the norwegian word for taking a wank.

omg my black friend who is felix is taking a runkert rn.

by bjørglikerpikk March 14, 2022

Runkert

Runkert is when you are going to take a blast with your hand and your dick. Mostly done by depressed guys, who really needs a girlfriend. Is often done more than 3 times a day.

*In november*
Friend 1: Fuck, i am out!
Friend 2: Of what?
Friend 1: I took a runkert and now i am out of "No Nut November"!

* Chatting with the boys*
Boy 1: Aight imma take a runkert.
Boy 2: Aight imma taka a runkert too
Boy 3: Imma take a runkert too, "chattes".
Boy 1&2: "Chattes"

by Påsan December 3, 2019

runker 51

a fun video game on the game known as roblox that is made from memes based of area 51 storm raid jokes

yo i just went RUNKER 51 and found t posing shrek and they dont stop it i got 100 RUNKOINS for bringing him home

by kindagoodmealfan911 September 6, 2020

runkerull

Norwegian word used to describe roll of paper that you may have in your room that you use to clean up the mess after you are done jacking off. Typically something twitchviewers ask to see when they are watching a «fyllestream» or a «drunk stream» where beer is consumed.

TwitchChat: «kan du vise oss runkerullen din?»
Streamer: «ja, her er den» whole streamer either laughs or shows signs of his depression.
(Chat: can you show us your «runkerull»
Streamer: here you go)

by Dr Phill 420 March 15, 2019

runketur

Norwegian slang word for taking a wank.

"Jeg skal ta meg en runketur. Pass ungene!"
"Im gonna take a wank. Watch the kids!"

"Hvor mye for en runketur?"
"How much for a jerking me around?"

by runkemannen October 9, 2008

Cunt runker

1) A constant nagging at ones cunt.

2) stretching of ones cunt.

Don't be a cunt runker.
You are being a cunt runker.

by Im2cute4u5159 October 25, 2018

Runket

A woodlands creature roaming the forests of Morris, Illinois. Known for pissing peoples pants, it is often hunted by groups of monster hunters trying to end it's reign of terror. It smells of dishes and cheese - but oh boy, does it love cheese.

My pants got pissed by the Runket!!! Someone help!!!!

by Chef Runk December 4, 2025