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its the norwegian word for taking a wank.

omg my black friend who is felix is taking a runkert rn.

runkert by bjørglikerpikk March 14, 2022

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Runkert

Runkert is when you are going to take a blast with your hand and your dick. Mostly done by depressed guys, who really needs a girlfriend. Is often done more than 3 times a day.

*In november*
Friend 1: Fuck, i am out!
Friend 2: Of what?
Friend 1: I took a runkert and now i am out of "No Nut November"!

* Chatting with the boys*
Boy 1: Aight imma take a runkert.
Boy 2: Aight imma taka a runkert too
Boy 3: Imma take a runkert too, "chattes".
Boy 1&2: "Chattes"

Runkert by Påsan December 3, 2019

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Related Words

Runkert • runker 51 • runkerull • Runket • runketur • blaq ronkertz • Cuntrunker • Runner Tits

runker 51

a fun video game on the game known as roblox that is made from memes based of area 51 storm raid jokes

yo i just went RUNKER 51 and found t posing shrek and they dont stop it i got 100 RUNKOINS for bringing him home

runker 51 by kindagoodmealfan911 September 6, 2020

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runkerull

Norwegian word used to describe roll of paper that you may have in your room that you use to clean up the mess after you are done jacking off. Typically something twitchviewers ask to see when they are watching a «fyllestream» or a «drunk stream» where beer is consumed.

TwitchChat: «kan du vise oss runkerullen din?»
Streamer: «ja, her er den» whole streamer either laughs or shows signs of his depression.
(Chat: can you show us your «runkerull»
Streamer: here you go)

runkerull by Dr Phill 420 March 15, 2019

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runketur

Norwegian slang word for taking a wank.

"Jeg skal ta meg en runketur. Pass ungene!"
"Im gonna take a wank. Watch the kids!"

"Hvor mye for en runketur?"
"How much for a jerking me around?"

runketur by runkemannen October 9, 2008

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Cunt runker

1) A constant nagging at ones cunt.

2) stretching of ones cunt.

Don't be a cunt runker.
You are being a cunt runker.

Cunt runker by Im2cute4u5159 October 25, 2018

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Runket

A woodlands creature roaming the forests of Morris, Illinois. Known for pissing peoples pants, it is often hunted by groups of monster hunters trying to end it's reign of terror. It smells of dishes and cheese - but oh boy, does it love cheese.

My pants got pissed by the Runket!!! Someone help!!!!

Runket by Chef Runk December 4, 2025

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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