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Rumped, rump or rumping is a term used to describe human faeces which is very dark and very runny.

The darkness of the faeces is caused by a combination of extraordinary consumption of dark rum and not eating any food.
I woke up after a heavy session and realised I had rumped the bed again. My wife went mental as it takes hours to get that shit out.
Rumped by Minty burns February 14, 2015
to get fucked up on quaaludes, alcahol or any other type of drug that the white man created to bring the black race down. Can't nobody hold us down!!!
Jamal: yo, tyrone, whats real good?
Tyrone: pssht, don't know nigga, you?
Jamal: I'm going to skip work to get rumped.
Tyone: word
(5 step handshake exchange followed by local gang sign)
rumped by Lorraine December 27, 2003

Rumped up piece of steak 

A rumped up piece of steak is a old womans vagina that has been done over to many times. The woman is usually proud of her adventures and is pleased with her wide Holy Grail.
"Have you seen that fellas Nan I heard shes got rumped up piece of steak"

"I know and shes proud of it. I heard her husbands a porn star he's called Pepper Wigsel."

Rumped the rabbit 

Aggressively having sex with someone sweet and innocent
Dude I brought that girl home from the bar and totally rumped the rabbit
Rumped the rabbit by Natandtams April 4, 2017

rumpled foreskin 

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled
I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin
rumpled foreskin by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

rumpertumskin 

A plush lizard doll played with by South Park's Eric Cartman
would you like some more tea Rumpertumskin?
rumpertumskin by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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