Rukes

(Noun) another word for banana

My mom is allergic to rukes

Rukes by Spagett and biscuits June 13, 2021

RakeStepping 

RakeStepping is the where a person or company keeps making the wrong decision no matter what they do.

The term was created by Ricky and Eliot at Internet Today and was used on an episode of News Dump. The term comes from the Simpsons Episode "Cape of Feare" when which Sideshow Bob keeps sanding on rakes no matter what turn he makes.

Oh man Trump keeps on RakeStepping; everything that man does is the wrong decision.

RakeStepping by Rjf4590 July 12, 2020

runescape coma

When a person can't focus in work/school because they were up all night playing Runescape.

Office worker 1: Dude, Jim seems really out of it. Did Gina break up with him?

Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.

runescape coma by imspazz12 February 21, 2010

Pussy rules 

In the event of a disagreement between a couple, the one with the pussy rules.

I wanted to see an action flick but we saw a love story, because pussy rules!

Pussy rules by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Knife fight rules 

The key rule is there are no knife fight rules.

Snake threw a drink and knife at the Bandidos' eyes because there are no knife fight rules.

Knife fight rules by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

nuBB rules 

1. NuBBs will be nuBBs.
2. Never trust a nuBB.
3. Always get host.
4. Never play with a nuBB who has a guest.
5. Always avoid a nuBB with no mic and/or a guest.
6. You might be a nuBB if you use "noob-tube aperture" or otherwise known as the mp40, famas, or ak74u by the wise man that goes by Billis Tizzle.
7. One who participates in "Brady Bunchin" is a nuBB. This act is more commonly acknowledged, in Halo, as reaching the maximum nuBB capacity in any one vehicle. An example would be cramming three nuBBs in a warthog, when it is common knowledge that the third nuBB is simply not necessary.
8. Never put the grenade launcher attachment on the ak74u.
9. If you lose your juggernaut perk in nazi zombies more than three times in less than three rounds then you might be a nuBB.
10. You also might be a nuBB if you are fly trapped in a corner in nazi zombies and then tricked into opening the first two doors.
11. Finally, always respect the man that at the start of a game declares himself team leader and orders all of his nuBB teammates to follow his every move in order to lead said team to victory. This respectable man is often referred to as a "Charles Nades" or "NuBB King".

Man I'm glad we have a Charles Nades this game, we might actually win.

Oh man, I can't believe that I was killed by "noob-tube aperture", I should have followed the "nuBB rules".

I am sure glad that my guest and I, who do not have a mic, got host this game, that way I can inevitably quit and leave it to the "Charles Nades" on the team to pick up the slack.

nuBB rules by Yorgi mashendavetwokov August 23, 2011

Stupid rules 

Boundaries made by stupid fucking teachers or leaders who think the wrong things all the time and want to fuck up your life.

Coach: What were you doing in the locker room?
Guy: I was getting changed.
Coach: Nah, you were talking and wasting your fucking time. You're suspended from changing in the locker room for two weeks.
Guy: You know what, you're a stupid coach who makes stupid rules, you fucking dumbass.

Stupid rules by AdomC March 7, 2015