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Lord Mayor's Ruffle

To grab ones breasts with such vigour and tenacity that you either get accosted or make her very horny.
I am going to Lord Mayor's Ruffle that #16

smooth one's / sb's (ruffled) feathers 

to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended
Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.

Ruffled Sea Slug 

When a woman spreads the lips of her vagina while straddling the chest of her partner and drags herself down his chest leaving a trail of white slime. The shape of the labia looks like a swimming sea slug.
Katie wanted revenge after David came on her chest without asking so while he was sleeping she climbed on top of him and gave him a ruffled sea slug.
Ruffled Sea Slug by Geronimeow March 28, 2015

Ruffle Snuffles 

The is used to describe a dog simultaneously sneezing, drooling barking and sometimes growling. This interesting phenomena seems to occur out of nowhere. It can occur in any sized K-9 but is extremely common in large and extra large breeds, particularly Bloodhounds, Pit Bulls, Boxers, and Great Danes. It is sometimes accompanied by an excessive runny nose and other allergy symptoms. Some people think its inverted sneezing but it is clearly a different sound/ailment. This condition is usually harmless and adorable to hear.
Buddy the Bloodhound has the Ruffle Snuffles again! Sneezy Snuffles Snuffleupagus

scuff ruffler 

adj. someone who goes down on the female private parts (see scuff)
scuff ruffler by mko87 January 5, 2006

Scrotum ruffler

A scrotum ruffle is when you are either having missionary sex or the woman is riding the gentleman, followed by her releasing flatulence.

The actual scrotum ruffle must be done during the close cycle, as doing it between closed cycles will just result in a regular fart.
I had never experienced a scrotum ruffler. I busted immediately.
Scrotum ruffler by Dab'll Doo June 20, 2026