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Lord Mayor's Ruffle

To grab ones breasts with such vigour and tenacity that you either get accosted or make her very horny.
I am going to Lord Mayor's Ruffle that #16

smooth one's / sb's (ruffled) feathers 

to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended
Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.

Ruffled Sea Slug 

When a woman spreads the lips of her vagina while straddling the chest of her partner and drags herself down his chest leaving a trail of white slime. The shape of the labia looks like a swimming sea slug.
Katie wanted revenge after David came on her chest without asking so while he was sleeping she climbed on top of him and gave him a ruffled sea slug.
Ruffled Sea Slug by Geronimeow March 28, 2015

Ruffle Snuffles 

The is used to describe a dog simultaneously sneezing, drooling barking and sometimes growling. This interesting phenomena seems to occur out of nowhere. It can occur in any sized K-9 but is extremely common in large and extra large breeds, particularly Bloodhounds, Pit Bulls, Boxers, and Great Danes. It is sometimes accompanied by an excessive runny nose and other allergy symptoms. Some people think its inverted sneezing but it is clearly a different sound/ailment. This condition is usually harmless and adorable to hear.
Buddy the Bloodhound has the Ruffle Snuffles again! Sneezy Snuffles Snuffleupagus
Ruffle Snuffles by EveryOnes MOM August 6, 2012

scuff ruffler 

adj. someone who goes down on the female private parts (see scuff)
scuff ruffler by mko87 January 5, 2006

Scrotum ruffler

A scrotum ruffle is when you are either having missionary sex or the woman is riding the gentleman, followed by her releasing flatulence.

The actual scrotum ruffle must be done during the close cycle, as doing it between closed cycles will just result in a regular fart.
I had never experienced a scrotum ruffler. I busted immediately.
Scrotum ruffler by Dab'll Doo June 20, 2026
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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