Ruffley’s

When you buy your dog accessories and you have to take a picture and post it to the gram

Omg that’s so Ruffley’s

by Dog spelt backwards November 22, 2021

Lord Mayor's Ruffle

To grab ones breasts with such vigour and tenacity that you either get accosted or make her very horny.

I am going to Lord Mayor's Ruffle that #16

by Devvo wannabe April 10, 2015

smooth one's / sb's (ruffled) feathers

to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended

Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.

by Petyush April 11, 2005

Ruffled Sea Slug

When a woman spreads the lips of her vagina while straddling the chest of her partner and drags herself down his chest leaving a trail of white slime. The shape of the labia looks like a swimming sea slug.

Katie wanted revenge after David came on her chest without asking so while he was sleeping she climbed on top of him and gave him a ruffled sea slug.

by Geronimeow March 28, 2015

Ruffle Snuffles

The is used to describe a dog simultaneously sneezing, drooling barking and sometimes growling. This interesting phenomena seems to occur out of nowhere. It can occur in any sized K-9 but is extremely common in large and extra large breeds, particularly Bloodhounds, Pit Bulls, Boxers, and Great Danes. It is sometimes accompanied by an excessive runny nose and other allergy symptoms. Some people think its inverted sneezing but it is clearly a different sound/ailment. This condition is usually harmless and adorable to hear.

Buddy the Bloodhound has the Ruffle Snuffles again! Sneezy Snuffles Snuffleupagus

by EveryOnes MOM August 6, 2012

scuff ruffler

adj. someone who goes down on the female private parts (see scuff)

Joe is a scuff ruffler!

by mko87 January 5, 2006