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To put a condum on your thumb and insert it into a vagina in a repetivie motion, imitating the usage of a penis.
He was too drunk to have sex with his girlfriend, so he just rubined her the whole night.
rubined by peacepony August 20, 2008
Words you can keep
To be "Rubined" is to be derided in a slightly humorous but ultimately patronizing way, usually by a smirking shake of the head or similar sign of bemused disappointment. "Rubining" is performed by a male after his neurotic or offbeat male companion makes a social faux paus in the company of the opposite sex.
Offbeat Friend: So anyways, my masturbation schedule...

Females react with shock and dismay

Rubiner: (Shaking head with a vague smirk on face, as if to signal friend to desist from speaking...This friend has been effectively "Rubined")
Rubined by Pelicano September 8, 2008

google ruined youtube 

A commonly held belief that after Google purchased Youtube, the site was corrupted in negative ways by the multi-billion dollar company. Most notably, Google's attempt to integrate Google+ (The companies inhouse social networking site) has and is causing public outcry.
"Can you believe that Google is making everyone with a Youtube account use Google+?"

"What's Google+?"

"God damn, google ruined youtube"
google ruined youtube by Deltasword November 12, 2013

Billy Ruined Christmas

A cocktail consisting of:
3 parts jack Daniel's Tennessee cider
1 part fireball

Shaken and poured over ice
Make me a "Billy ruined Christmas", I need to shake this feeling.

7 idiots who ruined my life 

Well, honey, the 7 idiots who ruined your life is Bangtansodamndone obviously. Ever heard of Dance monster? Sock Jean? Yoongay? Hoeshook? Pak Chimin? Teahyung and Jungcock?
Me: *searches on Google '7 idiots who ruined my life'*
Google: *shows an accurate picture which is Bangtansodamndone a.k.a kings of worldwide domination: BTS*

The 9 idiots who ruined my life

It was stray kids. All of stray kids. Woojin, Chan, Minho, Changbin, hyunjin, jisung, Felix, seungmin, and Jeongin. Our 9 idiots 💓
me: uwu the 9 idiots who ruined my life are stray kids 🥰

RuinedScape

The era of the popular MMORPG "Runescape" after the creators (Jagex) made a host of updates to rid their game of real-world-traders (RWT). Most old players regard these updates as ludicrous and horrible, as they destroyed most of the very foundation that made the game popular.
-"Man, Jagex really screwed up on this one,"

-"Yup, another fine edition for 'RuinedScape'."

RuinedScape by Zero Weapon1 May 7, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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