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rubenesque 

Applied to a woman who has similar proportions to those in paintings by the Flemish painter Peter Paul Ruben; attractively plump; a woman who is alluring or pretty but without the waif-like body or athletic build presently common in media.
"Our waitress is really hot, even if she has a few extra pounds on her, but it doesn't matter because I like my women rubenesque anyway."
rubenesque by daniel milw May 24, 2006
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Rubenade 

To take one's time doing absolutely nothing while others are waiting for you.
Wow dude, what took you so long?
Sorry bro, I was just enjoying a nice rubenade.
Rubenade by PakiBoy November 5, 2014

Rubenesque 

A term for a woman with a body similar to the women painted by the artist Peter Paul Rubens. His painting called "Judgment of Paris" is a good example. The word has nothing at all to do with Ruben Studdard as it was in use long before American Idol existed. The women of Rubens' paintings typically had hourglass figures and were chubby, but not obese.
I like rubenesque women because they have big butts.
Rubenesque by Pixelmancer May 8, 2008

Rubenesque 

A woman that has a similar body shape to the style of women painted by Rubens. Not just any slightly overweight woman. Not just any girl who has round hips or a bum. The women in Rubens paintings were often very plump, with large round hips. While it was once a compliment, now it often a criticism or back handed compliment.
Don't call a girl Rubenesque if you have never looked at Peter Paul Rubens paintings.
Rubenesque by November May 15, 2005
To put a condum on your thumb and insert it into a vagina in a repetivie motion, imitating the usage of a penis.
He was too drunk to have sex with his girlfriend, so he just rubined her the whole night.
rubined by peacepony August 20, 2008
To be "Rubined" is to be derided in a slightly humorous but ultimately patronizing way, usually by a smirking shake of the head or similar sign of bemused disappointment. "Rubining" is performed by a male after his neurotic or offbeat male companion makes a social faux paus in the company of the opposite sex.
Offbeat Friend: So anyways, my masturbation schedule...

Females react with shock and dismay

Rubiner: (Shaking head with a vague smirk on face, as if to signal friend to desist from speaking...This friend has been effectively "Rubined")
Rubined by Pelicano September 8, 2008
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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