Rubened

getting so drunk that you pass out, vomit, and/or need to go to the hospital.
spending all of your cab money on shots and taking the ambulance home.

Sigz: "Debarb got Rubened again last night."
Vicki: "Wow, there's a shocker."

Marisa: "I'm so getting Rubened tonight."

by vickkiiii August 26, 2009

rubenesque

Applied to a woman who has similar proportions to those in paintings by the Flemish painter Peter Paul Ruben; attractively plump; a woman who is alluring or pretty but without the waif-like body or athletic build presently common in media.

"Our waitress is really hot, even if she has a few extra pounds on her, but it doesn't matter because I like my women rubenesque anyway."

by daniel milw May 24, 2006

Rubenade

To take one's time doing absolutely nothing while others are waiting for you.

Wow dude, what took you so long?
Sorry bro, I was just enjoying a nice rubenade.

by PakiBoy November 5, 2014

Rubenesque

A term for a woman with a body similar to the women painted by the artist Peter Paul Rubens. His painting called "Judgment of Paris" is a good example. The word has nothing at all to do with Ruben Studdard as it was in use long before American Idol existed. The women of Rubens' paintings typically had hourglass figures and were chubby, but not obese.

I like rubenesque women because they have big butts.

by Pixelmancer May 8, 2008

Rubenesque

A woman that has a similar body shape to the style of women painted by Rubens. Not just any slightly overweight woman. Not just any girl who has round hips or a bum. The women in Rubens paintings were often very plump, with large round hips. While it was once a compliment, now it often a criticism or back handed compliment.

Don't call a girl Rubenesque if you have never looked at Peter Paul Rubens paintings.

by November May 15, 2005

rubined

To put a condum on your thumb and insert it into a vagina in a repetivie motion, imitating the usage of a penis.

He was too drunk to have sex with his girlfriend, so he just rubined her the whole night.

by peacepony August 20, 2008

Rubined

To be "Rubined" is to be derided in a slightly humorous but ultimately patronizing way, usually by a smirking shake of the head or similar sign of bemused disappointment. "Rubining" is performed by a male after his neurotic or offbeat male companion makes a social faux paus in the company of the opposite sex.

Offbeat Friend: So anyways, my masturbation schedule...

Females react with shock and dismay

Rubiner: (Shaking head with a vague smirk on face, as if to signal friend to desist from speaking...This friend has been effectively "Rubined")

by Pelicano September 8, 2008