1. The most beautiful man who ever lived.
2. Watches a shit load of reality TV and TLC
3. Could be mistaken for a primordial dwarf.
4. He's just god okay?
5. Should have won the Tony.
Andrew Rannells was watching TLC and thenremembered that he was supposed to be at the theater performing.
A person who runs off stage after Maury reads the DNA test results! When Maury says: "You ARE NOT the father!", women become Runners to the right stage exit. When Maury says: "You ARE the father!", men become Runners to the left stage exit.
Sholanda is still trying to find her daughter's father with the help of the Maury show. She has tested 17 different men, and 17 different times she's been a Runner!
(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water
After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.