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Absolutely trollied. Totally plastered. Utterly blotted.
“Tell you what mate, I was completely Roy’d last night.”

“Jesus. How’s the old boy doing?”
Roy’d by Donkeypunch.com March 18, 2018

Roy D. Mercer 

A prank phone call character created by two Tulsa, Oklahoma morning DJs. Roy's gimmick mostly consisted of getting his victims mad enough to fight by telling them a story about how they owe him money. After tormenting the person, he would let them off the hook. They have at least a dozen CDs available. Then caller ID and star 69 ruined the fun for all of us.
My name is Roy D. Mercer. You sold my wife Sharon Jean a pager that blew up right on her butt. I'm coming down to get $300 from you today for medical billls and a new pager or I'm whoopin' your ass. How big a boy are ya?

Roy Daytona 

Is a word for a chubby guy that has lots of swag
Damn you’re such a Roy Daytona
Roy Daytona by GIANTMAN123 September 24, 2022

Roy Halladay Dump 

The DOC aka Dump Of Champions. This is the dump to trump all dumps. The dump that gets held in for hours only to be released with class, dignity, and style.
TheMatador - Dude, my stomach was pounding all day at work and I couldn't do anything about it

Preki - What did you do?

TheMatador - took a Roy Halladay Dump when I got home.

Preki - Wicked!
Roy Halladay Dump by the_matador March 17, 2010

roy's dilemma 

An unexpected penis in the anus.
Everything was going great at the orgy until I was faced with Roy's Dilemma.
roy's dilemma by The Reverend Roysus September 30, 2013

Roy "Rolls Royce" Demeo:,'''", The Last Juvenile Release *Rolls dice* 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Roy "Rolls Royce" Demeo:,'''", The Last Juvenile Release *Rolls dice*
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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