To get so drunk that you have to be moved around in a shopping trolley.

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

Totally wasted/inebriated/intoxicated/blotto...

pissed as a fart, mashed, wrecked, tipsy, inebriated, very very drunk

To be physically or mentally (or both) impaired due to excessive substance (alcohol or any other drug) intake. Derived from the commonly used British expression "To be off one's trolly."

stealing a hobo,bum or tramp's only possesions, usually after he's asleep or too drunk to fight back.

Waking up with a pound coin, or token, in ones rectum.