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Rowlanda 

Sexy, strong-willed, confident, opinionated, conceded as fuck and stubborn as they come! Definitely will stand her ground if she feels strongly about something and no matter what has to have the last word. Don't let those big beautiful eyes deceive you, she may look innocent but she can destroy you without any effort. A Rowlanda is as crazy as she is beautiful. Like everyone knows crazy means FUCKING AMAZING IN BED. Rowlanda's definitely have control issues, meaning that if you like to be tied down and have someone do all the work in bed a Rowlanda is the one for you. But let her fool you, she doesn't mined having her hair pulled, spanked, choked or bit in all the right places.
Rowlanda, tied me up and rode the fuck out of me until I came so fucking hard!!!!!!!
Rowlanda by SomeGuyNamedDick33 December 20, 2016
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Paul Rowlands

A legendary biology teacher at Abington Heights, a Youtuber, and the man who killed Thanos. He is also extraordinarily good at sending all the idiots to the office.

"You're so shrekking loud" -Mr. Rowlands when his students were talking over him
"I have a new Paulicy" "You just got Rowlsted!" "What the Paul Rowlands?!"
Paul Rowlands by The Meme Lord December 6, 2019

Mitch Rowland 

Mitch Rowland is the wonderful, amazing, beautiful and talented famous guitarist in a band which Harry Styles sings for. Harry is a good singer but not as good as Mitch!
Veronica: Who is the best person in the world?

Honey: Mitch Rowland!

Veronica: Isn’t he also the definition of perfect?

Honey: Yes! 100% yes! And you should also stream She featuring Harry Styles but start it at 3:38
Commonly known as someone who is simply amazing, this girl will always light up your day. She tries so hard in everything she does and always aims to make you happy. If your with someone who's name is Rolanda, tell her she is beautiful everyday because she deserves it. No matter who you are if her name is Rolanda, you will be the luckiest person around.
Look over there! She is so beautiful!
Yeah that's Rolanda
Rolanda by Some guy named Nick November 27, 2012
fresh nigga. swagg to max. You need to be like a "Rowland"
Rowland by PrettyBoyshwagg April 20, 2011
An all around life adonis. Some say they came down from the heavens to make regular peoples lives more meaningful and entertaining. They often contain extremely important life skills such as being extremely gifted at beer pong, shaving their dominant facial hair and dishing out high fives for no decent reason. Other human beings sometimes attempt to be as successful in life as Rowlands but pale in comparison eg: Everyone. Rowlands are rare to find but easy to point out as they are often coated in a thick layer of awesomeness.
Agatha: "Oh my, that man is extremely handsome and good at everything important"
Gareth: "I agree, he must be a Rowland "
Rowland by treatstorquay September 4, 2012