Rowandan

A "Rowandan" is a very gentle man, often large in size and dark in skin colour. A "Rowandans" origins are unknown but assumed to be located in the Southern region of Africas deepest forests, roughly calculated to be South Sudan or Eastern Chad. Due to the fact that "Rowandans" are usually calm in nature, there have been little to no reports of human attacks, there are rare instances of attacks on the locals when agitated. Most attacks are on trees and themselves rather than others. "Rowandans" try to breed in any situation possible, yet they are met with negative success rates. "Rowandans" choose to go days without food for no particular reason except that they forget, because of their short term memory loss issues. (Scientists are currently monitoring and trying to resolve they're poor eating habits.) You can often identify these creatures from their dark and gloomy aesthetic but one would find that they are quite the opposite after getting to know them.

E -"OMG is that Shaquille O'Neal ?!"

S - "My friend your are mistaken, that there is a "Rowandan""

by the poop burgage April 27, 2024

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Rwandan Roulette

Variation of Russian Roulette where, in place of a revolver, an automatic or semiautomatic weapon is used instead.

My neighbors played a hardcore game of Rwandan Roulette last night. There were no survivors.

by HanoverSurvivor March 4, 2015

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Rwandan Rocketship

The sexual act where a male will have an exposed Carolina reaper chili-rubbed onto the tip of his penis then he inserts it into the anus of his partner until he cums. Then a partner drinks half a bottle of pink Pepto while taking a laxative then shits into the male's mouth. Finally, the male ingests the shit alongside the original Carolina reaper and a laxative, then he screams "TAKEOFF" while he shits all over the partner.

"Damm did you hear that Damien did the Rwandan Rocketship"

"yeah i heard him scream takeoff from next door

by brxxdie February 15, 2022

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The Rowanda

Having sex with at 10 or more massacred black people while they are sprawled out in the missionary position.

Did you hear Chester got arrested in Africa for initiating and attempting "The Rowanda?"

Holy crap man what a sick fuck, I thought he was only into homonecropedopyrobestiality, but wow!

by DRP_400 April 23, 2009

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