Rowandan

A "Rowandan" is a very gentle man, often large in size and dark in skin colour. A "Rowandans" origins are unknown but assumed to be located in the Southern region of Africas deepest forests, roughly calculated to be South Sudan or Eastern Chad. Due to the fact that "Rowandans" are usually calm in nature, there have been little to no reports of human attacks, there are rare instances of attacks on the locals when agitated. Most attacks are on trees and themselves rather than others. "Rowandans" try to breed in any situation possible, yet they are met with negative success rates. "Rowandans" choose to go days without food for no particular reason except that they forget, because of their short term memory loss issues. (Scientists are currently monitoring and trying to resolve they're poor eating habits.) You can often identify these creatures from their dark and gloomy aesthetic but one would find that they are quite the opposite after getting to know them.
E -"OMG is that Shaquille O'Neal ?!"

S - "My friend your are mistaken, that there is a "Rowandan""
by the poop burgage April 27, 2024
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