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Rowandan 

A "Rowandan" is a very gentle man, often large in size and dark in skin colour. A "Rowandans" origins are unknown but assumed to be located in the Southern region of Africas deepest forests, roughly calculated to be South Sudan or Eastern Chad. Due to the fact that "Rowandans" are usually calm in nature, there have been little to no reports of human attacks, there are rare instances of attacks on the locals when agitated. Most attacks are on trees and themselves rather than others. "Rowandans" try to breed in any situation possible, yet they are met with negative success rates. "Rowandans" choose to go days without food for no particular reason except that they forget, because of their short term memory loss issues. (Scientists are currently monitoring and trying to resolve they're poor eating habits.) You can often identify these creatures from their dark and gloomy aesthetic but one would find that they are quite the opposite after getting to know them.
E -"OMG is that Shaquille O'Neal ?!"

S - "My friend your are mistaken, that there is a "Rowandan""
Rowandan by the poop burgage April 27, 2024
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Rwandan Roulette 

Variation of Russian Roulette where, in place of a revolver, an automatic or semiautomatic weapon is used instead.
My neighbors played a hardcore game of Rwandan Roulette last night. There were no survivors.

Rwandan Rocketship 

The sexual act where a male will have an exposed Carolina reaper chili-rubbed onto the tip of his penis then he inserts it into the anus of his partner until he cums. Then a partner drinks half a bottle of pink Pepto while taking a laxative then shits into the male's mouth. Finally, the male ingests the shit alongside the original Carolina reaper and a laxative, then he screams "TAKEOFF" while he shits all over the partner.
"Damm did you hear that Damien did the Rwandan Rocketship"

"yeah i heard him scream takeoff from next door
Rwandan Rocketship by brxxdie February 15, 2022

The Rowanda 

Having sex with at 10 or more massacred black people while they are sprawled out in the missionary position.
Did you hear Chester got arrested in Africa for initiating and attempting "The Rowanda?"

Holy crap man what a sick fuck, I thought he was only into homonecropedopyrobestiality, but wow!
The Rowanda by DRP_400 April 23, 2009

Rwandan genocide

When you take a shit only to realise the bowl is full of blood and you have unknowlingly started your period...
Girl 1: I just got out of the toilet and it was a Rwandan genocide in there...

girl 2: fuck I hate it when that happens
Rwandan genocide by E coops October 27, 2017

rwandanfigs 

figs that grow in Rwanda, or that were transplanted in Rwanda.
those are some nice looking Rwandanfigs!
rwandanfigs by lovelyleecee February 13, 2010

Rwandan Standoff

When a sexual partner puts the barrel of handgun to the tip of a penis while providing a handjob with the other hand
Last night I took her home and she gave me and we had a Rwandan standoff
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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