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Roump Dump 

-noun a pile of shit given forth by the small oval headed kid named johnny.

-verb when you go to someone elses house and you feel like beating off from hot girls around you and you ask to go to the bathroom for more than an hour where you proceed to give yourself a blumpkin while thinking of the girl you saw. You then jizz in the toilet and shit on it, this is the roump dump
Man I went to Louis's house the other day and I swear Nick took a roump dump to Pamela!!!

Dont ever take roump dumps to Nikki cause she gets off to that!
Roump Dump by The219greekman June 9, 2010
Words you can keep

rump dump 

when to gay men crap in each others dump hole
"i dont feel like an anal soooo lets rum dump!!!"
rump dump by oliver March 28, 2005

Rump 'n' dump 

To have a relationship with someone simply for sex; the second you you're tired of the sex you dump your partner.

Quite simply using your relation for sexual intercourse.
"Oh I hear you're no longer with Gabbie? Did you just bang her?"

"Yeah, correct, it was just a standard rump 'n' dump"
Rump 'n' dump by Makaveli 14 October 25, 2012

rump-a-dump 

To deposit a large amount of excrement in a toliet while straining to the point of hemorrhage.
I ran to the bathroom because i had to rump-a-dump!
rump-a-dump by Phatazz August 7, 2003

rump dumpling 

Fecal matter, especially that which is reminiscent of the shape and consistency of the hand-rolled flour dumplings one would make for a homemade batch of chicken and dumplings.
1. Potty training Kevin has been a nightmare. He keeps leaving rump dumplings on the bathroom floor.

2. Hold my purse, Greg... I need to go pump a rump dumpling.
rump dumpling by Spoon9090 September 4, 2016

Rumpdumpuler

A woman with a large booty that shakes when she walks. It could be found on a voluptuous woman or a petite woman. It just refers to the buttox area.
Her booty is so big, it jiggles when she walks. She definitely has a rumpdumpuler!
Rumpdumpuler by anonymous January 29, 2026
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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