Your lover, your soul mate, who has the finest ass in the world and makes you sweet ass blueberry pancakes on Saturday mornings while you watch cartoons.
Yell from the living room to the kitchen:
"Rumpadumpaluvaluva these pancakes are so delicious why don't you bring your fine ass in here and give me some sugar!"
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi