Your lover, your soul mate, who has the finest ass in the world and makes you sweet ass blueberry pancakes on Saturday mornings while you watch cartoons.
Yell from the living room to the kitchen:
"Rumpadumpaluvaluva these pancakes are so delicious why don't you bring your fine ass in here and give me some sugar!"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.