1. Rapid, uncontrollable bleeding. 2. To lose money, friends etc at an alarming rate or in a seemingly unstoppable cycle.
His company had hemorrhaged a billion dollars, his furious temper meant he was hemorraging friends at the rate of five a day, so he shot himself and hemorrhaged all over the carpet.
by Linton July 12, 2003
To see someone bleed so much and still live that you are actually amazed. That there was that much blood lost and they are alive is magical.
Did you see how much blood that guy lost. He is still alive. That was so hemorrhagical.
by J. Phillips November 30, 2007
Subconjunctival hemorrhage is a broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a lack of the following: vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, cunnilingus, anilingus, kissing, flirting, fondling, hugging, and a lack of loving text messages from someone special.

The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.
Betty: Dude, my eye... I've got a bad case of subconjunctival hemorrhage thanks to you.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.
by BettyVega March 14, 2014
This is the bleeding or hemorrhage(another word for bleeding) from the anus or anal cavity.
Mrs. cherry had an operation a couple days ago to stop her anal hemorrhage.
by xbballbrandon23x July 17, 2009
Taking a shit so hard that you burst a blood vessel in your eye.
Dude after I ate that whole pizza with extra cheese I didn't shit for days and when I did I got Kommel-hemorrhage
by pjlski-5-0 May 19, 2010
An expression used to describe a situation in which money is bleeding out and being lost, rapidly and uncontrollably.
The leaders of the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers claim that due to all of their legal expenses continuing to be paid out since the January 6th insurrection, they are hemorrhaging money!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021
when your pen bursts or leaks ink and makes a huge mess inside your back pack or pocket.
ally: **reaches inside bookbag** "oh crap what a mess!"

kendra: "whoa! what is that?"

ally: "pen hemorrhage."

kendra: "ah..."
by spunkychick December 5, 2011