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hemorrhage 

1. Rapid, uncontrollable bleeding. 2. To lose money, friends etc at an alarming rate or in a seemingly unstoppable cycle.
His company had hemorrhaged a billion dollars, his furious temper meant he was hemorraging friends at the rate of five a day, so he shot himself and hemorrhaged all over the carpet.
hemorrhage by Linton July 11, 2003
Words you can keep

Hemorrhage 

Memories are just where you laid them
Drag the waters 'til the depths give up their dead
What did you expect to find?
Was there something you left behind?
Don't you remember anything I said when I said
Don't fall away and leave me to myself
Don't fall away
And leave love bleedin' in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleedin' in my hands, in my hands
Love lies bleedin'
Oh, hold me now, I feel contagious
Am I the only place that you've left to go?
She cries her life is like
Some movie black and white
Dead actors fakin' lines
Over and over and over again she cries
Don't fall away
Leave me to myself
Don't fall away
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands
Love lies bleedin'
And I wanted, you turned away
You don't remember, but I do
Ya never even tried
Don't fall away
Leave me to myself
Don't fall away
Leave love bleedin' in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleedin' in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh Hemorrhage

Subconjunctival Hemorrhage 

Subconjunctival hemorrhage is a broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a lack of the following: vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, cunnilingus, anilingus, kissing, flirting, fondling, hugging, and a lack of loving text messages from someone special.

The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.
Betty: Dude, my eye... I've got a bad case of subconjunctival hemorrhage thanks to you.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.

Anal hemorrhage

This is the bleeding or hemorrhage(another word for bleeding) from the anus or anal cavity.
Mrs. cherry had an operation a couple days ago to stop her anal hemorrhage.

Kommel-Hemorrhage 

Taking a shit so hard that you burst a blood vessel in your eye.
Dude after I ate that whole pizza with extra cheese I didn't shit for days and when I did I got Kommel-hemorrhage

pen hemorrhage 

when your pen bursts or leaks ink and makes a huge mess inside your back pack or pocket.
ally: **reaches inside bookbag** "oh crap what a mess!"

kendra: "whoa! what is that?"

ally: "pen hemorrhage."

kendra: "ah..."
pen hemorrhage by spunkychick December 5, 2011

shit hemorrhage 

A fit of usually justified rage or frustration, profound and theatrical enough to be comparable in magnitude and splendor to a catclysmic outburst of feces and blood.
If you don't get that report in on time, you know darn well he'll have a shit hemorrhage. Boy, did she ever have a shit hemorrhage when I pranged her car.
shit hemorrhage by wordcollector September 28, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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