Definitions by Spoon9090

rump dumpling 

Fecal matter, especially that which is reminiscent of the shape and consistency of the hand-rolled flour dumplings one would make for a homemade batch of chicken and dumplings.

1. Potty training Kevin has been a nightmare. He keeps leaving rump dumplings on the bathroom floor.

2. Hold my purse, Greg... I need to go pump a rump dumpling.

rump dumpling by Spoon9090 September 4, 2016

mancube 

A reference to only the snazziest of stud muffins, with a decidedly polygonal twist.

Dude 1: Did you see that guy walking by with a chick on each arm?!
Dude 2: Schnap, that guy is such a mancube...

mancube by Spoon9090 July 1, 2011