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Rostered 

To look up an athlete on a roster or to just be creepy when you find out a hot guys jersey number.
"I just rostered that football guy!"
"OMG, no way! What was his number?"
"#12!"
Rostered by PrincessNattlez May 5, 2014
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Rostered 

Jerome- “boiiiii your eyes are closer together than two peas in a pod you goofy ass lookin ass bitch”

Deondre- “Rostered!!!”
Rostered by Big Boooty Judy! March 19, 2018

roostered 

To reach one of the highest states of intoxication. It is beyond being wasted.
"What the hell happened last night? Everyone was so roostered no one remembers a thing"

"I'm gettin ROOSTERED!"
roostered by Browndoza April 6, 2008

rustered 

Frustrated and angry; fed-up; aggravated and flustered
I am so rustered about my job.
rustered by beastwood March 17, 2010

brock roostered

broooo, i got totally brock roostered last night at the party
brock roostered by tom bradys balls January 17, 2018

roostered 

The state in which an individual is drunk, high, and has just eaten a meatball sub.
Let's grab our booze, weed, meatball subs and go get roostered down by the pool!
roostered by beachweekkkk May 31, 2010

Rustered  

It is when someone rapes you or owns you in a sport
Rustered by pim1000 March 10, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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