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Rostered 

To look up an athlete on a roster or to just be creepy when you find out a hot guys jersey number.
"I just rostered that football guy!"
"OMG, no way! What was his number?"
"#12!"
Rostered by PrincessNattlez May 5, 2014
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Rostered 

Jerome- “boiiiii your eyes are closer together than two peas in a pod you goofy ass lookin ass bitch

Deondre- “Rostered!!!”
Rostered by Big Boooty Judy! March 19, 2018
(Adj) to be so drunk that you appear to be walking on a wobbling tight rope, requiring vigorous arm flailing to stay upright.
He was so ropered last night that he fell off his own lawn.
Ropered by Moakster May 11, 2021

Ruptered Child 

An individual under the age of 18 who cheers themself up through entertainment and happiness. Children who are under this role refuse to share their feelings as they think NO ONE ELSE would care about them. They are always around people who give them disrespect and nothing but their own problems. They do nothing but help them.
Daniella seems so quiet under all the problems we dealt with, I wonder if she's a Ruptered Child.
Ruptered Child by roles September 1, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026