Rordan 

A Bad-ass.

Wow my friend was such a Rordan last night!

Rordan by fgxdhsj6534 July 5, 2012

Rick Riordan 

The king of cliffhangers and the best writer in existence. If you don’t know who he his get off of your f-ing phone and go to the library you couch potato

Rick Riordan you cheeky troller

Rick Riordan by Greekgeek001 April 11, 2019

Rick Riordan 

A master troll who always has sassy replies(most of the time). He tortures fans with his heart stabbing feels and cliffhangers.

Rick Riordan threw Percabeth in tartarus.
Enough said...

Rick Riordan by Lame gurl November 12, 2013

Rick Riordan 

Evil troll, throw ships into pits, enjoys killing people and making people cry.

Me: I'm gonna kill Rick Riordan
Friend: Why?
Me: Eathan is dead, Luke is dead, Becandorf is dead, Selena is dead, Percabeth is in Tartarus, Bianca is dead, Zoe is dead, Octavian is alive
Friend: Octavian is alive, isn't that a good thing?
Me: *sobs* No! He is evil!!! no one likes him!!!

Rick Riordan by fangirl47 May 15, 2016

Rick Riordan 

An author who has written many children's and young adult books. He is super awesome and is most well-known for his mythological stories such as; The Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and The Heroes of Olympus. Rick currently writes books and trolls everyone who re those books.

"Oh my Gods! Did you read the ending of "The Mark of Athena"?"
"Yes! The ending was crazy!"
"Rick Riordan is such a troller."

Rick Riordan by Turtle Friend June 12, 2013

Roranicus Pondicus

An endangered species, the Roranicus Pondicus is found most commonly in Leadworth. Their is only one known left in the world, as they all died out from various reasons. They are described as having beaky noses. A special feature of the Roranicus Pondicus is when they run, their arms flop everywhere.

Oh yeah. He's a roman too.

Girl 1: Hey, did that guy just get shot by a scaly alien? Is he ok?
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's a Roranicus Pondicus. He'll come back.

Girl 1: Did that guy just drown from a nurse alien mermaid? Is he ok?
Girl 2: No, it's a Roranicus Pondicus, he'll survive.

Girl 1: That Roranicus Pondicus just got disintergrated by an old woman!
*both laugh*

Roranicus Pondicus by casgetouttamyass June 18, 2011

Roldan

He is stoic, holds himself with confidence, and takes your breath away when he walks into a room. His eyes and smile can light up any gloomy day, and he can dance like nobody’s watching. He is a beautiful person inside and out. One might call him a “manly man” because he can fix anything with his hands, and help with any problem. Yet he is humble, compassionate, kind, intelligent and selfless and likes to share knowledge with others. If you are lucky enough to know a Roldan, you will have a spark in your life like no other, a lot of laughs, and he is the best gift giver.

“Bruce needs a bruschetta” is so Roldan.

“Rolo is the new Yolo!”

“You fixed that _____all by yourself?! Damn, that’s Roldan”

Roldan by BoricuaLover June 24, 2021