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Rick Riordan 

The king of cliffhangers and the best writer in existence. If you don’t know who he his get off of your f-ing phone and go to the library you couch potato
Rick Riordan you cheeky troller
Rick Riordan by Greekgeek001 April 11, 2019
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Rick Riordan 

A master troll who always has sassy replies(most of the time). He tortures fans with his heart stabbing feels and cliffhangers.
Rick Riordan threw Percabeth in tartarus.
Enough said...
Rick Riordan by Lame gurl November 12, 2013

Rick Riordan 

Evil troll, throw ships into pits, enjoys killing people and making people cry.
Me: I'm gonna kill Rick Riordan
Friend: Why?
Me: Eathan is dead, Luke is dead, Becandorf is dead, Selena is dead, Percabeth is in Tartarus, Bianca is dead, Zoe is dead, Octavian is alive
Friend: Octavian is alive, isn't that a good thing?
Me: *sobs* No! He is evil!!! no one likes him!!!
Rick Riordan by fangirl47 May 15, 2016

Rick Riordan 

An author who has written many children's and young adult books. He is super awesome and is most well-known for his mythological stories such as; The Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and The Heroes of Olympus. Rick currently writes books and trolls everyone who re those books.
"Oh my Gods! Did you read the ending of "The Mark of Athena"?"
"Yes! The ending was crazy!"
"Rick Riordan is such a troller."
Rick Riordan by Turtle Friend June 12, 2013

Roranicus Pondicus

An endangered species, the Roranicus Pondicus is found most commonly in Leadworth. Their is only one known left in the world, as they all died out from various reasons. They are described as having beaky noses. A special feature of the Roranicus Pondicus is when they run, their arms flop everywhere.

Oh yeah. He's a roman too.
Girl 1: Hey, did that guy just get shot by a scaly alien? Is he ok?
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's a Roranicus Pondicus. He'll come back.

Girl 1: Did that guy just drown from a nurse alien mermaid? Is he ok?
Girl 2: No, it's a Roranicus Pondicus, he'll survive.

Girl 1: That Roranicus Pondicus just got disintergrated by an old woman!
*both laugh*
He is stoic, holds himself with confidence, and takes your breath away when he walks into a room. His eyes and smile can light up any gloomy day, and he can dance like nobody’s watching. He is a beautiful person inside and out. One might call him a “manly man” because he can fix anything with his hands, and help with any problem. Yet he is humble, compassionate, kind, intelligent and selfless and likes to share knowledge with others. If you are lucky enough to know a Roldan, you will have a spark in your life like no other, a lot of laughs, and he is the best gift giver.
“Bruce needs a bruschetta” is so Roldan.

“Rolo is the new Yolo!”

“You fixed that _____all by yourself?! Damn, that’s Roldan”
Roldan by BoricuaLover June 24, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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