Roondoggle

Work or activity that is unable to be completed because the organization (or management in particular) is busy putting direct obstacles in the way of the outcome they expect

Talk about a Roondoggle — I haven’t gotten an answer from CXS for weeks… how do they expect me to finish this?

by Rippletits September 13, 2021

Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.

Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."

by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020

Poondoggle

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.

Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!

by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

Boondoggle

a business trip, often to an exotic destination, in which you do more relaxing/fun stuff than work

During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.

by creaternity May 31, 2006

Poondoggle

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.

by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

boondoggle

1.- An unnecessary or wasteful project or activity.

2.- A hopeless Case

3.- Some sort of deformed toy made from parts of other different toys

"Holy shit of Jesus Martha, stop boondoggleing and so something productive"

"You're such a Boondoggle, all you like to do is drink urine while staring at the dead corpse of your grandma"

"Is that a Boondoggle you've got there, It's pretty badass, it must have costed a fortune"

by Rocketeam February 24, 2004

boondoggle

(verb) This occurs when you're in a school restroom and someone's pants are completely down and their ass is fully exposed, and then you decide to slap their bare ass cheeks.

Example: (Tyrese has his ass out) SMACK! "Damn bro you just boondoggled his ass."

by stickpogo October 18, 2021