Rooling 

When you're too sophisticated to write rofl, but still want to convey it, primarily in text form.

That joke had me rooling.

Rooling by Kerfufflator October 20, 2018

Rolling on a bean

A phrase used to describe a high brought on by a swallowable drug in pill form usually MDMA or Molly but also sometimes used to describe the high from Percocet or Xanax.

Kodak: I can’t even roll in peace

Me: Why?

Kodak: I can’t even go to sleep.

Me: Why?

Kodak: I’m rolling on a bean!

Rolling on a bean by JayAy559 March 28, 2019

Rolling Girl 

A person who is depressed, likely experiencing suicidal tendencies, yet continues rolling (living) day after day, picking up more bumps and bruises.

Lily is a rolling girl. I hope she can keep pushing forward, but I can tell that she is tired.

Rolling Girl by MarinaAimante February 13, 2022

Rowling 

Coined by RTGame. In reference to you-know-who.

A person who you genuinely do not want to mention the name of due to unspeakable disappointment in said individual.

Ugh he became such a Rowling after college. What even happened?

Rowling by mercurytheperson January 22, 2023

Rolling Sobat 

A term used mostly by the Japanese for a jumping, spinning, back kick. Often seen in Japanese pro-wrestling, and sometimes in video games. Seen in: King of Fighters XI, No More Heroes, Godhand.

After sending him flying with his rolling sobat, he followed it with a flying body attack.

Rolling Sobat by Focus667 November 5, 2009

rolling shitty 

rolling on the bed/floor/ground or whatever and feeling nausea/vomitting, discomfort, unpleasant, or miserable
.
best suites to the situation when you are super hangover and feeling shitty; you'll rolling left and right on your bed and couldn't get up.

Mambo: "Hey, what's up? Do you want to go get some greasy cures with me?"

Chachacha: "Uh... oh... I've been rolling shitty on my bed for ages, but it would be nice if you can stop by and dig my outta here."

rolling shitty by Neukster November 17, 2009

pulled a jk rowling 

1. An feeble attempt made by story or character writers to renew interest in a dying media franchise by giving a character an uninteresting or useless trait which adds little no depth to their character, and usually used as a measure to conceal their impending failure or as an effort to bring diversity to a whitewash cast of characters.

Ironically, even though sales were peak for the series during this time, in 2007, Harry Potter writer J.K. Rowling revealed the sexuality of book character Dumbledore as being gay with an ass-pull wizard, receiving some backlash readers and fans alike arguing that she gave no real depth to his character up until the storyboarding of "Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewalde"

2. Taking definition 1 and following through with it because you managed to gain or already had enough traction to actually continue your franchise and write a full filling and deep story for such a character.

Example 1.
Guy 1: Bro, did you hear that news about Soldier from Overwatch being gay?
Guy 2: Yeah man, they pulled a fucking JK Rowling because they couldn't save their toxic community and gaming league, or nerf their fucking characters.
Guy 1: I stopped playing after they added that retarded hamster anyway.

Example 2.
Guy 1: Did you watch the last episode of Adventure Time?
Guy 2: Nah, I heard they pulled a JK Rowling by making Princess Bubblegum and Marceline lesbians.
Guy 1: They actually made a decent storyboard with their romance and the aftermath overall in the New seasons.
Guy 2: Alright, might give it a watch.

pulled a jk rowling by Nachoooooooo January 9, 2019