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retard rangler 

the non tard that keeps the tards in a group, also knows how to speak Tardese, the language of the tards
Someone call a retard rangler, a tard has gotten loose!
retard rangler by tardefinition April 10, 2015
That single onion ring waiting for you at the bottom of Burger King's fries.
I dragged my hand passed the jagged starchy peaks of Burger King's notoriously bad fries to find my taste-bud's salvation and salivation in the form of a crispy crunchy ringler.
Ringler by Grug The Just November 17, 2010

Wookie Rangler 

A man who loves, craves, and needs hairy women or shemales
Dude why isnt he hitting on these hot babes?" "I think hes a wookie rangler, and all of these women look well shaven"
Wookie Rangler by E.L.K. August 5, 2010
When you get an uncontrollable erection whilst talking to a girl.
Jeremy: dude why is Amy so pissed at you?

Dave: i totally got a rongle

Jeremy: tough break
Rongle by DigbyJones July 12, 2010

turd rangler

one who rangles turd.
a dog poo picker upper.
a newly famous cartoon
i need to hire a new turd rangler, my backyard is very messy.
i love turd rangler
turd rangler by maddie3333 February 2, 2009

Rump Rangler 

A homosexual herdsman in need of ranch hands for work on a livestock farm. Duties to include meat grading, rump rangling, gun-gauging and hog tieing. Also known as good old fashion country livin'.

Yeeeeeeeeehaw!
Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist are rump ranglers from the homosexual cowboy movie "Brokeback Mountain"
Rump Rangler by Gay Cowboy Dan October 15, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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