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retard rangler 

the non tard that keeps the tards in a group, also knows how to speak Tardese, the language of the tards
Someone call a retard rangler, a tard has gotten loose!
retard rangler by tardefinition April 10, 2015
That single onion ring waiting for you at the bottom of Burger King's fries.
I dragged my hand passed the jagged starchy peaks of Burger King's notoriously bad fries to find my taste-bud's salvation and salivation in the form of a crispy crunchy ringler.
Ringler by Grug The Just November 17, 2010

Wookie Rangler 

A man who loves, craves, and needs hairy women or shemales
Dude why isnt he hitting on these hot babes?" "I think hes a wookie rangler, and all of these women look well shaven"
Wookie Rangler by E.L.K. August 5, 2010
When you get an uncontrollable erection whilst talking to a girl.
Jeremy: dude why is Amy so pissed at you?

Dave: i totally got a rongle

Jeremy: tough break
Rongle by DigbyJones July 12, 2010

turd rangler

one who rangles turd.
a dog poo picker upper.
a newly famous cartoon
i need to hire a new turd rangler, my backyard is very messy.
i love turd rangler
turd rangler by maddie3333 February 2, 2009

Rump Rangler 

A homosexual herdsman in need of ranch hands for work on a livestock farm. Duties to include meat grading, rump rangling, gun-gauging and hog tieing. Also known as good old fashion country livin'.

Yeeeeeeeeehaw!
Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist are rump ranglers from the homosexual cowboy movie "Brokeback Mountain"
Rump Rangler by Gay Cowboy Dan October 15, 2010