I dragged my hand passed the jagged starchy peaks of Burger King's notoriously bad fries to find my taste-bud's salvation and salivation in the form of a crispy crunchy ringler.
A homosexual herdsman in need of ranch hands for work on a livestock farm. Duties to include meat grading, rump rangling, gun-gauging and hog tieing. Also known as good old fashion country livin'.