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When you get an uncontrollable erection whilst talking to a girl.
Jeremy: dude why is Amy so pissed at you?

Dave: i totally got a rongle

Jeremy: tough break
Rongle by DigbyJones July 12, 2010
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Fondle the rondle

Fondling the male genitals, as in, penis.
At home late at night, a male and female are watching a movie.

The male says - "If you want to, you can fondle the rondle"
The female says- "OK, that sounds like fun. Let's get horny"
Fondle the rondle by JUMJUMS October 29, 2011
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Roggles, otherwise known as Rochester Goggles, are invisible goggles worn my men at the University of Rochester to make the girls instantly become better looking.

The visual effects of Roggles are roughly equivalent to 5 shots of Everclear, and a 4 Loko.

Roggles are a necessity for a male at the University of Rochester if he wants to even consider getting with a semi-attractive girl.
Jered: "Damn dude! That girl is hotttttt!"

Elijah: "Holy shit that girl is smokin'"

Stephon: "Are you guys serious? Take off your Roggles!"
Roggles by URnotgoodlooking October 21, 2010
People who overthink everything. Secretly always in your own mind wondering about things. And always are trying to be productive helping, creating or planing. Really social people that are true to themselfs. They have a strong personality.
No one has noticed, but i think shes a real Rongen. She is always busy with something.
rongen by Jr254 December 19, 2016

Rangledick 

When a male has a heavily disfigured penis, whether by an accident or deformation at birth. It is a combination of the words "ravaged" "mangled" and "dick".
"Did you hear that sick bastard Seth tried to fuck a pencil sharpener?"
"Yeah, I hear he's got a wicked case of rangledick now."
Rangledick by Certain Lee May 12, 2017

Ronglish 

A dialect of english invented by former football manager and one time pundit Ron Atkinson to describe onfield action during a game of football. Instead of using conventional language or cliché, ronglish employs an array of colourful similes, expressions and verbal non sequiters.

Laterly ronglish come to describe any abuse/refinement of the english language by sports pundits or commentators.
"the winger does some trickery, puts a hopefull cross into the far post where the burly striker tries a powerfull shot that just misses."

This translates into ronglish as:

"Tell you what, the the little jinker does a few lollipops, tries a hail mary cross to the back stick, the big fella gets his foot on the end of it and gives it the full gun. Oooooh just over."
Ronglish by Vegas Malone February 15, 2008

ringleader 

1. Owner, leader, or otherwise top of the ladder in an organization.

2. Title given out by moustachio Australian men with guns.
1. The don was the ringleader of the syndicate.

2. Now you! You're the ringleader! OOOHHSIVVAHOJJIHAHVAAHHAHWOOOOHHHH! Go get in the fridge! Go on now, get in back in the schools! You don't understand that, get back in the schools or they'll think you're summa my business you know what I... heh heh heh shhh heh.

GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!
ringleader by Oplem June 9, 2005
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