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Romtardation 

A very severe case of mental retardation, with side effects like Romnesia.

Symptoms include flip-flopping, and babbling about binders full of women when he is so retarded he forgets he doesn't have any.
Oh my god! Mitt Romney's Romnesia is so severe, he has Romtardation! We must install a Romney chip on our nuclear missiles so we can recall them when he flip-flops! That is, if he becomes president!
Romtardation by Unorthodox Dude October 29, 2012
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Rumptard 

someone so stupid they do everything ass backwards
My cousin's husband is a rumptard
Rumptard by MiAm0r November 14, 2010

Romptando 

A ragin' party or club where things are beginning to get out of hand.
Guy 1: Hey man did you go to Colin's party the other night?

Guy 2: Yeah man, it was cool for a while, but after Kathrine found the booze, it turned into a romptando fast.
Romptando by Mister_Romptando November 27, 2012

ramptard 

I lost my luggage.
Those damn ramptards don't give a damn.
ramptard by Bdcooper February 14, 2024

ramptard 

An airline employee that loads and unloads baggage. They wear reflective vests and earmuffs.
Look at that ramptard making $15 an hour to load my luggage
ramptard by Bdcooper February 14, 2024
A fake lifter who relies on Range Of Motion (ROM) to get minimal gains, instead of full stacking every machine and destroying your joints and tendons like a real man.
"Lol look at that guy, he's controlling every rep doing 145 lbs on his cute little smith machine. What a ROMtard."
"I know right, lets go bench 8 plates and pin tren afterwards."
ROMtard by kosovoirony February 20, 2025
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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