A very severe case of mental retardation, with side effects like Romnesia.
Symptoms include flip-flopping, and babbling about binders full of women when he is so retarded he forgets he doesn't have any.
Oh my god! Mitt Romney's Romnesia is so severe, he has Romtardation! We must install a Romney chip on our nuclear missiles so we can recall them when he flip-flops! That is, if he becomes president!
A fake lifter who relies on Range Of Motion (ROM) to get minimal gains, instead of full stacking every machine and destroying your joints and tendons like a real man.
"Lol look at that guy, he's controlling every rep doing 145 lbs on his cute little smith machine. What a ROMtard."
"I know right, lets go bench 8 plates and pin tren afterwards."