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rollerdad 

One who loves all aspects of the game of roller hockey, including off-rink shenanigans.

Criteria include:

1) The love of "wheelin" both on and off of the floor

(see wheel, definitions 1 and 3 for a full understanding)

2) A common understanding that everything is "for the boys"

3) The desire to "eat pucks," or what is commonly known as block shots

4) Other criteria such as great flow, etc. also important
a) Did you guys hear Shannon got the rollerdad special last night?

b) Clint, your flow is unreal.. you are such a rollerdad.

c) Chad told his ice hockey coach he's skipping practice to go wheel. What a rollerdad.
rollerdad by therollerdad September 27, 2014

Rollerskis 

The most bad ass form of training for Nordic skiing. Used to simulate skiing on pavement during the summer. Almost all rollerkis are difficult to balance on, have no brakes, and are very easy to fall on. Don't get in a rollerskier's way, or you might get lanced with a sharpened ski pole.
Bjorn is a beast on rollerskis.

Did you see that rollerskier. He totally ate it on the downhill.

I face-planted my first time on rollerskis.
Rollerskis by Fuzzyskier May 10, 2009

rollerpig 

unattractive wheelchair user especially female: quoted in film There's Something About Mary.
I'd like to meet that girl again! Who, the rollerpig?
rollerpig by Stainie March 29, 2010

Rollergirl 

A female who skates on a modern, full contact, flat track/banked track rollerderby team. Have alternate "skate personas" with names that can be silly, provocotive, and empowering. (IE: Betty Rage, Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, Helen Wheels) Can typically be seen in suggestive athletic attire such as hot pants and knee highs or a mini skirt with fishnets that are torn due to aggressivness on the track. Usually has tattoos. Intellectual. Witty. Clever. Sexy. Not to mention, Athletic. Do to the sports DIY spirit, most rollergirls are very independant and confidant women. Commonly described as living Wonder Women.
Dude 1: Did you check out that Rollergirl skating for the Tucson Saddletramps? She's such a babe!
Dude 2: Yeah man, but she's totally out of our league.
Rollergirl by Misty Molisher December 9, 2009

Rollergirl 

Roller derby girl. A female who skates full-contact roller derby.
Fan 1: "Fuck bitch, that rollergirl can really jam!"
Fan 2: "Yeah...she hits pretty hard, too!"
Fan 3: "Did you see how fast she made it thru the pack? I think she even lapped the other jammer!"
Fan 1: "Yeah, she did!"
Rollergirl by Shawna th'Dead April 9, 2006

Rollergirl 

A new breed of roller derby girls who skate full-contact roller derby on flat-track. D.I.Y. and punk rock at it's finest, fastest, and most violent!!
Fuck bitch! That Rollergirl is hardcore!
Rollergirl by Shawna th'Dead July 24, 2008