An unattractive girl that is also overweight. However, rollerpigs are just thin enough to be picked up by intoxicated men when desperation sets in just before last call.
Did you see that rollerpig Brad hooked up with last night? He'll never live that one down!
A female who skates on a modern, full contact, flat track/banked track rollerderby team. Have alternate "skate personas" with names that can be silly, provocotive, and empowering. (IE: BettyRage, Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, Helen Wheels) Can typically be seen in suggestive athletic attire such as hot pants and knee highs or a mini skirt with fishnets that are torn due to aggressivness on the track. Usually has tattoos. Intellectual. Witty. Clever. Sexy. Not to mention, Athletic. Do to the sports DIY spirit, most rollergirls are very independant and confidant women. Commonly described as living Wonder Women.
Dude 1: Did you check out that Rollergirl skating for the Tucson Saddletramps? She's such a babe!
Dude 2: Yeah man, but she's totally out of our league.
Roller derby girl. A female who skates full-contact roller derby.
Fan 1: "Fuck bitch, that rollergirl can really jam!"
Fan 2: "Yeah...she hits prettyhard, too!"
Fan 3: "Did you see how fast she made it thru the pack? I think she even lapped the other jammer!"
Fan 1: "Yeah, she did!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*