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Rollocking 

The severest of angry tellings-off;
getting both rinsed and bollocked at the same time.

Usually a combination of furious rhetoric and personal insults, mostly likely by someone your senior.

What did you do to deserve this?
Person 1: Yo dude, heard Dave in the office getting a right rollocking, wonder what he did...

Person 2: I heard he fed the boss’s lunch to the paper shredder. What a guy.
Rollocking by go fox yourself April 24, 2019
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rollocking 

Person1: Oh i got 10% in that test
Person2: Really??
Person1: Yeah, I got a right rollocking off Mr Jones!
rollocking by lexthepriest October 31, 2007

rollfucking 

similar to the practice of boobfucking, this term refers to the sexual act between a man and woman such that the man takes his obese partner's fat rolls and wraps it around his wang and resumes to "fuck it" in them same manner until sexual culmination.
Hieu: Do you see that morbidly obese thing over there that resembles a female? I want to hook up with her and start rollfucking those flabs!
rollfucking by aznqueerdude June 28, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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