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He is really creepy. He will stalk you and try to kill you. He is a perve. He is ugly and has ugly lice. He’s literally had lice 3 times. One time he gave me lice. He also had AIDS and he gave me them to me and I told him to pay for them. He made my coochie fishy and stanky. He is so upsests with Latina sponges. He wants to fuck a Latina sponge. He literary told me that. he has crusty blonde hair and he smells like fish and shit. I ducking hate him.
Ava: Roian is going to be at the party

Eva: ew I hate his he is so annoying and ugly hfjdkdhfjfjdhdgfhfhfh
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JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH 

beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING
OH NO JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH JUST TOUCHED MY CHILD
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Rian Dawson 

The insanely cute drummer for the pop-punk band All time low who takes the best selfies. He is dating the beauitful Cassadee Pope and looks like a potato. He has amazing teeth and the whole fandom is in love with them.
Girl: Who is the drummer?
Fan: The babe is Rian Dawson
Girl: He kind of looks like a potatobut has insanely nice teeth
Fan: Tell me about it
Rian Dawson by lolwowno May 17, 2014
Riann is a tik tok Star.
Can steal your manz at anytime whenever they want so look out. #Broken heart club.

Can be cute sometimes but kinda stupid.

They have a good technique of eating.
Lonely right now so hit them up if you wanna be with them.
Riann once is powerful
Riann by Lilpapi April 16, 2020
Riani is an amazing and beautiful person.YOure very lucky to have her in your life.She is always there for you no matter what.Even if she has problems of her own she will help you with yours.She knows whe youre upset and will try her best to cheer you up.RIANI IS PERFECTION.Riani is bae for life. If you have her dont let her go.
"you know riani?" 'Lucky!"
riani by infantee_ May 21, 2014

Rian Johnsoned it 

to do something spectacularly stupid
My new baby sitter used to be a peadophile but he's ok now. Real cheap too.

I really Rian Johnsoned it.
Rian Johnsoned it by fandom menace September 6, 2018
Riana is very shy at first but as you get to know her she becomes this smart, happy girl. She is very beautiful and is always there for you. Rianas are awesome!
"Hey Riana what should I do I'm stressed"
"It's ok I'll help walk you through it"
Riana by softgirl101 September 13, 2019