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if you meet a roan, your in luck. roans are the sweetest, kindest, most loving people and they will make your day. they love food but know how to stay fit and they give the best hugs. they laugh a lot and are pretty sentimental. they are great at making presents from the heart, they are abtroverts, and they have lots of fun. go meet a roan. do yourself a solid.
do yourself a solid and go meet a roan.

I met a roan once, and my life was forever changed.
by Toad1234Toad1234 October 08, 2018
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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Cool or sick, mostly used by lads
*does something awesome*
"Oh roan dude"
by Rashenth March 09, 2016
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Watch out, because if you meet a Roan, he'll change you're life around like this... *snap*. He's one of the most fun people you could ever meet, and hanging out with a Roan is the most amazing thing. Roan's are splendid, they're total stud muffins, are funny, very run-y, humble, weird in the best way possible (well, weird is good after all), talented, and overall one of the most awesome and amazing people you will ever meet. If you do happen to have the pleasure to meet a Roan, well, you're one lucky person.
Hey look, it's Roan! Yay!
Let's kill 'im, let's kill Roan!
Heeeey Roan ;)
by theweirdestpseudonymever June 19, 2013
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(n.) A penis whose head is much larger in comparison to its shaft
I got made fun of in the locker room because i had a roan.
by xxcocksuckerelite69xx February 03, 2014
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Roan is a hot sexy man with a large penis that would never fit in a hoes vagina, unless they make they’re vagina 10 inches wider. Roans are amazing at sex, if you ever meet one, take them to bed, you won’t regret it. They may not look like they have a big cock, but in those pants is a real monster!
I wish I was a Roan!
by Thruster69 May 13, 2019
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An epic gamer. An absolute legend. Will beat you at Fortnite, Club Penguin, Minecraft, Flappy Golf 2, Pokémon Go, Roblox, and pretty much anything.

Has a HUGE penis. Everyone looks up to him. Great sense of humor. Insanely hot. Biggest ass ever known to mankind. Legend has it that if you grab his ass you will pass out and wake up worshiping him for the rest of your life. Will cancel plans to work on Destroy Dick December. Has a pornucopia that you don’t know about hidden on his computer. Sex God. Basically the most amazing thing to ever happen to anyone who ever lays eyes upon this glorious creation.
Guy #1: “Hey when are we hanging out?”
Guy #2: “Sorry, I saw a fucking ROAN yesterday and I need to stay home for the next month and stare at the picture I took of him.”
Guy #1: NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS CAN I PLEASE COME OVER AND JERK OFF TO THE PICTURE WITH YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WTF OMFG I’LL GIVE ALL OF MY LIFE SAVINGS TO LOOK AT THAT PICTURE PLEASE IF YOU DON’T LET ME LOOK AT IT I’M LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!”
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by Epic_Gamer _69 December 07, 2018
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