Rockenbacher

The Rockenbach is a heavily intoxicated barn dweller. He is seen only at night crawling from his drinking barn with his Busch Lattes and Everclear.

I heard a strange howl one night, I went outside and saw a puddle of a man on the ground with beer cans and bottles all around. He looked at me and mumbled then messed himself. It was the Rockenbacher...

by DSchot February 4, 2019